Sunday, September 20, 2015

Night of Champions Predictions


Remember when Neville was one of the coolest things going in wrestling during his excellent NXT Title run last year? He could still be that but main roster creative has decided that he is the new Evan Bourne. The guy with the really cool high flying finisher and NOTHING more. He and Stardust are two of my favorite performers but, outside of the Stephen Amell appearance last month, they've been pre-show mainstays. I love the idea of the Cosmic Wasteland as super villain Stardust could use some henchmen and it gives the Ascension something to do. I really want them to win here, but I've picked a fair amount of heels and don't think there are major plans for the Cosmic Wasteland.

Winners: Neville and the Lucha Dragons

Can someone please explain to me how Rusev is the heel in this feud? He's come off as the more sympathetic character while Dolph Ziggler has been a total tool. Regardless, he has been booked as the face and I have to think he should win out soon but I'm not going to pick that. Rusev has still only been pinned by two people, John Cena and Cesaro. Not only that, but, while he's no longer dominant after the horrible Cena feud, Rusev has never been more entertaining. Along with Sasha Banks, New Day and Seth Rollins, there is nobody I look forward to seeing more each week than Rusev. He's been the only redeeming thing about this rivalry and he should win here.

Winner: Rusev

The Shield vs. The Wyatt Family was really cool. This diet, watered down version of the feud...not so much. The outcome of the match would seemingly come down to who the mystery partner is. If it's someone disappointing, which I think it will be, the Wyatts win. If it's a big deal, the faces win. Since I believe it will be someone we don't really care for, I pick the Wyatts to win. They came out of Battleground looking good, while the faces went over at SummerSlam. I'm going to go with the Wyatt Family here, via Braun Strowman looking like a beast, before things finally end at Hell in a Cell with the faces going over there.

Winners: The Wyatt Family

Similar to their match at SummerSlam, I can't really get excited for this. They've faced off far too many times for me to care. Despite that, I do think their SummerSlam match was their best outing, mainly because of Seth Rollins. John Cena has been great at times in 2015, but Seth was on a different level on that night. I don't expect them to match that here, since Seth has to save some energy for the main event. I sense they open things, which would be an interesting place to find Cena. I said it during the Rusev feud and again during the Owens feud, but I'm going to keep picking John Cena to win on these PPVs until he losing a program. It hasn't failed me yet.

Winner: John Cena

It's cool that Seth Rollins holds both titles right now but Kevin Owens absolutely should be the US Champion right now. His match against Cesaro at SummerSlam could have actually meant something. Instead, he's gone from must see TV to another guy that's kind of just there. I don't mind Ryback and I think he was a solid choice for IC Champion but between his injury and the awful program with Miz and Big Show, his reign has been incredibly forgettable. He absolutely should win the IC Title here to make up for not winning the US Title. Unfortunately, I don't have faith in the WWE's faith in Kevin Owens. I think Ryback retains here and if the match manages to exceed expectations, maybe Owens wins a rematch.

Winner: Ryback

There may not be a match that I'm more excited to see. The Dudley Boyz are the kind of veterans that I like to see return. They can still go and I don't believe that they have problems putting anyone over. Also, I actually enjoy them unlike the New Age Outlaws and their return in 2014. Meanwhile, New Day has been the most enjoyable thing about the WWE in recent months, only getting more entertaining by the week. Every single time I think they can't top themselves, they do and I love it. The Dudley Boyz just returned and New Day just won the straps so that means the WWE would probably pull the trigger here. I think that's a bad call though as New Day should retain via shenanigans and make the Dudleys wait.

Winners: The New Day

Honestly, if the WWE wants to prove that Nikki didn't just break the record for the sake of breaking it, she kind of needs to retain here. If she doesn't, it just seems like she made it to 296 days just because. Their match on Raw was going pretty well until the awful finish. Without shenanigans, I truly think they could have a really good PPV match. That being said, I kind of see some more shenanigans. Nikki retaining and AGAIN depriving the fans of seeing a new champion could bring massive heat. They've done a ton wrong with the "Divas Revolution" but I think that bringing a lot of heat to the angle could help. Give me a reason to want Charlotte as champion. Granted, as a fan of NXT, I already want her to win, but for the casual person who didn't see NXT, there is no reason to really cheer for Charlotte. They barely tell you to boo the Bellas, who work as faces half of the time, and all they tell us about Charlotte is that she's Ric Flair's daughter. I think Nikki retains and loses the title until about the one year mark.

Winner: Nikki Bella

I'm honestly pretty nervous about this match. You see, the only decision that makes sense to me is to have Seth Rollins win here. He just defeated John Cena to become the US and WWE Champion, so why drop the big belt to Sting here? Since him losing wouldn't make sense, that is exactly why I'm worried that it will happen. Granted, Sting starting his career 0-2 isn't the greatest, which just goes back to why he should have hone over Triple H at WrestleMania. I also realize that Sheamus is lingering but I really would rather not see him as WWE Champion. Anyway, I'm still looking forward to this because a guy that I fell in love with on the indies is going to wrestle Sting for the WWE Title. I never expected that. Consider me hopeful as I think Seth retains.

Winner: Seth Rollins

2015 Prediction Record: 42-25
2014 Prediction Record: 22-18 (Only five PPVs)

Saturday, September 19, 2015

ROH All-Star Extravaganza Review

Last night, Ring of Honor held All-Star Extravaganza live on Pay-Per-View from San Antonio. I got home a few minutes after it started, so I missed any opening video packages, but caught all of the matches. This review will be in the same recap vein of the Field of Honor review I did last month.

ROH World Television Championship: Jay Lethal (c) def. Bobby Fish in 14:04
This was the wisest choice for an opener, considering Jay Lethal had to also main event. Bobby Fish worked submissions, focusing on Lethal's leg. Lethal was aggressive, beating up Fish on the outside and wisely trying to leave with a countout victory. Fish continued to work the leg and submissions, while commentary even contemplated if Lethal should surrender the TV Title to preserve his World Title. That was a pretty good story to have throughout. Lethal retained after a rollup with a handful of tights. I felt like this was a strong opener that really played into hos desperate Lethal is. ***½

Silas Young def. Dalton Castle in 11:02
These two have been feuding for a while and have had some decent matches. It has been rather fun though and Dalton Castle is always enjoyable to watch. I particularly loved his performance at Field of Honor. This was the weakest match of the night but I wouldn't call it bad. Silas Young did a good job in showing how much he wanted to win, trying all sorts of things to win. He was finally able to do so and took Dalton's "boys" with him. This should lead to some really fun TV coming out of this. Decent enough. **½

The All-Night Express def. The Briscoes in 8:36
The Briscoes were scheduled to face a mystery team. After the Decade came out first to disappoint people and join commentary, the Romantic Touch showed up since he's been stalking the Briscoes. They beat him up and the lights go out before the letters ANX appeared on the tron. Kenny King and Rhett Titus appeared to a fun pop and worked a rather short but really solid match. Commentary continually put over the fact that ANX never lost the ROH World Tag Titles as they were stripped when King left ROH. They won following a doomsday blockbuster giving them momentum to join ROH's deep tag division. The Decade attacked the Briscoes after, but ANX made the save and shook the hands of their opponents. All in all, this was well done and I'm excited for more from the tag division. ***

No DQ Match: Moose def. Cedric Alexander 13:18
This was probably the most fun match of the night. The feud has lasted a while, featured Veda Scott turning and has seen Alexander knock out Moose with a wrench more than once so the fact that the match came off as very heated was perfect. They used the big spots like Moose front flipping onto a ladder very well. Veda was great throughout, looking fine while getting involved and bringing weapons into play. The finishing sequence was really cool as Alexander accidentally kicked Veda, got hit with the wrench and was then speared through a table by Moose. A really fun brawl here that should be the capper to this rivalry. I would also like to note that Moose has seemingly improved each time I've seen him. ***½

Match #3 in Best of Five: ACH def. Matt Sydal to take a 2-1 lead in 16:33
I think this match was perfectly placed on the card. Following a car crash like brawl, these two worked a completely different match, giving us a great change of pace. They started slow, building towards the bigger stuff. They played off of Matt Sydal being the veteran and trying to outsmart the hungry youngster in ACH. Sydal worked the leg, which ACH seemed to forget about during his comeback. He hit a 450 for the win in a good match that could have been great had he sold the leg more. Still, it was solidly worked and the series could do a fair amount for ACH's stock in ROH. ***½

ROH World Tag Team Championship: The Kingdom def. The Addiction (c) and The Young Bucks in 14:06
Maria Kanellis appeared and off came my pants. This was typical Young Bucks stuff as they got in all of their stuff. I don't like them, but I'd rather watch them in New Japan where I don't have to hear Steve Corino shout SUPERKICK every five seconds. The match was going decent enough until we got the big finisher rally with everyone hitting big moves. Maria got on the apron and Daniels decked her, so Michael Bennett charged and we got a ref bump. A man in a red mask came out, and is supposedly Chris Sabin, but he attacks the Addiction. He even hits Sabin's finisher. The Bucks hit their finish but Matt Taven blind tagged in and rolled up Matt I believe to steal the straps. I've grown tired of the Bucks style and the overbooking of the finish in this match just made this a whole lot of stuff I wasn't a fan of. While I was never big on the Kingdom, the heat they got for this was pretty great. My friend was there live and said the crowd LOATHED them by the end of the night. **½

No. 1 Contenders Match: AJ Styles def. Adam Cole, Michael Elgin and Roderick Strong in 14:35
Considering how much I love AJ Styles, this was one of the matches I was most excited to see. Early on, they did a good job of showcasing how much of a force Michael Elgin is. They worked at a hectic pace which was fun, but it did cause them to have a few hiccups and mess up a few spots. I totally bit on a near fall from Adam Cole following the destroyer. AJ Styles was able to score with the Styles Clash on Cole to pull this out. I was a bit surprised but happy with the result. While this was just barely my match of the night, I felt like it was missing something to make it great. Still, despite that, I felt like it was a really enjoyable time. ***¾

ROH World Championship: Jay Lethal (c) def. Kyle O'Reilly in 14:00
Right from his entrance, we saw Jay Lethal limping, to sell the leg work from the opener. Early on, he sells it very well, changing up his offense at times because it effected him. However, he seems to forget it about it later when going for the Lethal Injection and things like that. It had a good idea behind it, but he needed to be more consistent with it. O'Reilly was a blast, applying various submissions, hitting the Nigel, a brainbuster and brutally stomping on Lethal. Truth Martini got involved, so Nigel McGuinness physically ejected him. Lethal tried to use the belt after another ref bump, but Bobby Fish showed up for the save. Then Donovan Dijak ran out and THEN Adam Cole ran out. Reilly was near the win but Cole turned on him with a superkick. Lethal Injection hit and Lethal retained. Outside of Lethal's lack of selling towards the end, this was going very well until the overbooked finish. Another good match that was kept from being great by something. ***½

Overall: 7/10. This show came off similar to Death Before Dishonor in that nearly everything was good, but nothing was great. Looking at the show, the only two matches I didn't give three stars to were Castle/Young and the Tag Titles. Everything else falls between three and just under four stars. The overbooking in some of the top matches hurt because, while that works in some situations, it was a bit much here. This was a good three hours of wrestling that could have been great with a bit more.

Friday, September 18, 2015

Smackdown 9/17/15 Review

The WWE and United States Champion Seth Rollins opens Smackdown because it's not enough that the heel has to open Raw every week. He brags about what he's going to do at Night of Champions, before mentioning tonight's main event. His partner tonight is Sheamus, who comes out to tease the Money in the Bank cash in again. He tries to make #RTH or Respect the Hawk a thing but I doubt it gets over. The opening contest features Becky Lynch and Paige against Naomi and Sasha Banks. As usual with these girls, the work is pretty fine. Naomi seems to be at her best when working alongside Sasha and she disappoints when in singles competition. She wins for her team here, rolling up Paige to continue Paige's losing streak. I suspect the heel turn coming rather soon.

We see a promo in the back from the Cosmic Wasteland about Night of Champions. I really happen to like this group. New Day is out next and cut a promo about saving the tables again. Seriously, the things that New Day does should not work at all but it always delivers. It's a testament to their chemistry and ability that they can talk about Mother Nature and trees and make it entertaining. They want the Dudleys to sign a petition to save the tables. It's on a clipboard, which Xavier Woods calls a "mini table". Kofi Kingston defeats D-Von Dudley with a cheap rollup. Time for Raw recaps as see highlights of the Rusev/Ziggler/Summer stuff. I still don't understand how Rusev is the heel in this feud? He's been the sympathetic character for sure. To continue the Raw recaps, we see footage of Nikki Bella setting the Divas Title record before they set up the BELLABRATION! They have 298 bottles of champagne, they name drop Kim Kardashian and Kanye West and it seems like Nikki is being a total bitch to her teammates. Next, we get a singles match between Big Show and Cesaro. Want to guess how this ends? It doesn't end with a Cesaro victory. It ends with a fucking Big Show win. Why? There is absolutely no logical reason for this. Cesaro beat Rusev on Raw, who actually has a match at NOC and couldn't really afford a loss, but he loses to Big Show is fucking hogging up a spot on the roster. This is so unfathomably dumb and they wonder why ratings are in the shitter.

Backstage, Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns continue to tease their mystery partner for Night of Champions. They won't even tell Renee Young, despite her being infinitely adorable. Kevin Owens is out now for a match against Dolph Ziggler. Owens' entrance seems to just be far better in the intimate setting of NXT. With Owens and Ziggler being two guys that can go in the ring, this was a pretty solid showing from both guys but nothing out of this world. Owens continues to be one of the more entertaining things on the roster with his ability to draw heat and talk smack during matches. He goes for the apron powerbomb to end Ziggler but Ryback rushes out for the save, causing a disqualification. They brawl and Owens is able to escape up the ramp. Time for the BELLABRATION! Nikki expects a big crowd but, similar to the party AJ Lee threw when she was around, nobody shows. Team PCB shows up, despite not being invited. Becky Lynch is wearing three party hats because she's incredible. Charlotte tells her to prepare to be alone since she won't be with the Divas Title soon. "Party pooper" Adam Rose arrives to tell Nikki that her party sucks. Nikki wants to throw cake in his face but misses and the cake only catches Alicia Fox and Brie in the face. Funny little segment here, but Nikki Bella continues to be a very bad actress. To be fair, Charlotte's acting was bad throughout too.

We see Summer Rae come up to Dolph Ziggler to thank him for the gift on Monday. He says the gift is just a peace offering but then teases it could be more. RU RU IS GONNA BE PISSED! Main event time as Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns take on Sheamus and Seth Rollins. As you would expect, it was a decent match and the tension between Sheamus and Rollins was their downfall. It led to Sheamus eating a Superman punch and Dirty Deeds. Then the Wyatts appeared on screen to cut a promo. Decent little episode of Smackdown here. It didn't do much in the way of making me want to see NOC, but had some solid matches. Not the worst way to spend two hours as nothing was bad outside of the Cesaro/Big Show stuff and some of the Bellabration. 5.5/10.

Thursday, September 17, 2015

NXT Report 9/16/15

Tyler Breeze comes out for the opening contest. Adam Rose is out with his new “party pooper” gimmick. He’s doing this because the WWE Universe took a poop on his party. Bull Dempsey comes out, getting “Bullfit” chants. He is here to beat Tyler “so bad”. Breeze says that being paired together last week was the only accident along with the day that Bull was born. Tyler says that he would fight Bull now but he’s about to compete. Rose calls Bull “tubby” and slaps him. Bull lays into him and takes him down with a body avalanche. Tyler attacks from behind and when Bull nearly turns things around, Tyler escapes.

Backstage, they try to get a word with Tyler about Bull challenging him. Tyler stops and answers with a selfie video, accepting a match for next week.

Tye Dillinger vs. Danny Burch

It’s interesting to see Tye Dillinger on the other side of one of these matches. They work some early back and forth, with Tye applying an interesting hold. He takes Burch over and shouts “TEN” before saying it again after a cartwheel. For some reason, he’s Danny Burch today but was Martin Stone for his past few appearances. Dillinger hits a nice clothesline and seems to be calling for the win. A Russian leg sweep and stomp follow. He brings the knee pad down and hits his finisher.

Winner: Tye Dillinger in 3:15
Your typical squash match. Nothing special but Tye got to be rather entertaining.

Baron Corbin and Rhyno are interviewed. They are asked if they’re worried about Gargano and Ciampa upsetting them. Rhyno isn’t and Corbin says that they are looking straight through them.

A vignette airs for Kana, who will be going by Asuka. She is here NEXT WEEK!

Apollo Crews vs. Solomon Crowe

They shake hands and have a short standoff as their history on the indies is discussed. Apollo goes for a second handshake but Crowe kicks it away. They start talking about how Crowe might be jealous. Apollo shows off his athleticism and nails a nice dropkick. Crews goes for a baseball slide but Crowe gets him wrapped up in the apron and just pounds away on him. Crowe works over Crews for a bit, with some vicious looking offense. Crews starts to fight back and Crowe runs into a loud kick. Crews goes into his comeback, hitting a sweet corner splash and big leaping clothesline. Crews hits the gorilla press and moonsault for the win.

Winner: Apollo Crews in 4:51
Hey, I thought that was pretty good and could have been much better if given more time. Crowe was more aggressive and it suited him far better than his bland face work. **

Backstage, Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa are itnerviewed about how their win wasn’t shocking and that they’ve earned their spots in NXT.

Devin Taylor interviews Dana Brooke and Emma, who requested this time. Emma says that they seem to be missing out from the fun of the new champion and the new Divas coming in. Playtime is over she says. Dana pats Devin on the head, which makes Emma laugh. She comes back and does it a few more times.

An Escalade it seems, pulls up to the arena. Out steps Sasha Banks.

We are given an update on the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic. We are told that the Hype Bros advanced on a recent NXT live event. They will face Gabel and Jordan. The Vaudevillains also advanced over Blake and Murphy. Next week, in Texas, the Vaudevillains will face Dawson and Wilder. I think, I kind of looked away.

Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic: Baron Corbin and Rhyno vs. Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa

We get told that the Semi-Finals and Finals will both take place at the next TakeOver. Ciampa takes control over Rhyno, surprising him with his offense. They work a cool double team that sees Gargano stomp on Rhyno. He sends Corbin out and follows with a suicide dive. Rhyno gets sent out and Gargano hits a second one! Ciampa climbs up top and hits a body press onto both opponents. Corbin works with Ciampa and hits a MASSIVE Bossman slam. After a commercial, Corbin is still working over Ciampa. They tease the hot tag but Rhyno and Corbin prove to be tough to overcome. Corbin draws monster heat. Ciampa gets an opening after a missile dropkick. Both guys tag out and Gargano comes in hot. He hits a kick to the skull and a slingshot DDT for two. Gargano leaps over a Gore and kicks Corbin in the head, getting a VERY close two hat the fans bite on. He charges but is caught in End of Days. 1-2-3.

Winners: Baron Corbin and Rhyno in 8:03
Another solid tag team match in this tournament. Gargano once again was the more impressive guy on his team but they played the monster heels vs. resilient babyface stuff well. **3/4

Devin Taylor interviews the Vaudevillains about their match with the Mechanics. They say it would be an honor to win the Dusty Classic. BAMF interrupt and Alexa Bliss says that they are using their rematch clause next week.

A Nia Jax vignette is shown.

Non-Title Match: Bayley vs. Sara Dobson

Bayley goes through the crowd and celebrates with all of the fans. She also brings her biggest fan Izzy, into the ring with her, which is pretty great. Dobson starts with a headbutt and is in control for the first few seconds. She hits an interesting cartwheel knee drop for two. Dobson applies a guillotine choke like submission, getting in far more offense than expected. Bayley powers out and rungs her into the turnbuckle to break the hold. Bayley gets in some double axe handles and her corner elbow. Bayley to Belly hits and that’s a wrap.

Winner: Bayley in 2:28
A squash match that started surprisingly one-sided on the other side.

Bayley gets a microphone after the match. She can’t say much because Sasha Banks interrupts. She says that she came out to congratulate her. All that she’s been hearing is about how they stole the show at TakeOver and had a match of the year. It was also the greatest women’s match in company history. I agree completely with that. Sasha says that’s great but she didn’t come here to put on great matches, she came here to be the best. She claims that Bayley was only better than her for three seconds. Bayley says she has something to prove too, and will give her a rematch whenever she wants, even right now. Sasha wants to prove that she’s the best female wrestler in the company. She wants to do more than beat her, she wants to send a message. Bayley suggests a 2 out of 3 falls. That’s not good enough for Sasha. Fans chant “Ironwoman” and out comes William Regal. He announces that the rematch happens on October 7th at TakeOver in a 30 minute Ironwoman match! They will also main event the show. Sasha and Bayley shake hands and Sasha leaves Bayley to close the show.

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Random Match Reviews: reDRagon vs. The Time Splitters

Championship: IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Tag Team Title
Show: Power Struggle
Date: 11/8/14
Location: Osaka, Japan




I've said before that I truly believe the best tag team in wrestling currently is reDRagon. On the other side, you have one of my favorite wrestlers in Alex Shelley and his partner KUSHIDA, entering as the reigning IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Tag Team Champions. Other than those obvious reasons, I chose to watch this because they actually have a match coming up in a few weeks for those same belts. Before watching this, I saw their first match, which took place in August of 2014. The match was a bit of a disappointment and the Time Splitters retained. reDRagon returned with a force, winning the Super Junior Tag Team Tournament to earn another shot. 

That's where we enter here. This was the match I wanted between these teams. You see, a lot of the IWGP Jr. Tag matches I've seen (which isn't that many to be honest) are very spot heavy and, while that can be fun, it's not something I want all the time. Here, they tease the high spots multiple times. Both teams stop the other from getting in big spots, so when those finally do hit, they mean more and get a better reaction. The focus from KUSHIDA and O'Reilly on the arms of their opponents is great and really makes me wonder if their interactions here sparked some intrigue to give them a big singles match the following year. The finishing sequence is excellent as a furious run is needed to win.

Match Time - 17:29 ****¼

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

WWE Nitro Review

Before Raw started, we were given a tease that there would be a historic announcement. The Authority came out to make it at the start. They first go through the basics of telling us all about Night of Champions and stuff. Then, they make the announcement that Sting will compete on Raw for the first time ever. Against Big Show. Not sure if this is 2015 Raw or 1996 Nitro. Things take a turn for the positive as New Day is brought out to defend their belts. The Authority chooses to dance and clap with them. It was really amusing but it's another case of the Authority flipping between heel and face like they're the Bellas or something. Stephanie and Hunter are SO much better as heels, it baffles me that they just don't stick to heel. New Day's match against the Prime Time Players was solid but unspectacular. Xavier Woods' ringside antics were great as always and they retained before having a staredown with the Dudley Boyz. New Day continues to be the best thing in wrestling.

Backstage, Seth Rollins is worried about John Cena and Sheamus so the Authority put them in a match. I mean, they have to be trolling us right? It's like "you get Sting on Raw...but he's gonna face Big Show. You won't have to sit through Orton vs. Sheamus...but you get Cena vs. Sheamus." Anyway, our next match was Paige taking on Sasha Banks. Their matches have been aggressive, including one on Smackdown that didn't have a finish due to brawling. They start with a brawl here, which is good continuation. That's something we don't get everyday. Sasha once again made her tap, which she also did to Nikki Bella in a singles match, but she still doesn't have a title shot. Team BAD then beat down on Team PCB and Charlotte was nowhere to be seen since she was preparing for her title match later. Yup, Paige heel turn incoming.

Next, we get an edition of MizTV featuring the Wyatt Family as the guests this week. It was weird to say the least. Bray does threaten Miz, telling him that he wasn't safe there. Miz guaranteed that he wasn't going to be the mystery partner for Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose. He also called the upcoming PPV "Hell in a Cell". Reigns and Ambrose show up and for some reason, Reigns did all the talking. They say they have a third partner, but that's it. We didn't see who and the Wyatts just disappeared. It's time for John Cena vs. Sheamus! At least it's been a while since we've seen this. They worked, went through the motions and Cena won. Nothing special and this was very "meh". The Ryback came out next and cut a promo on Kevin Owens for costing him his match on Smackdown. JBL talked over Ryback the whole time, which is so grating. Owens came out, traded barbs with the IC Champion and they ended up setting up a match for Night of Champions. I appreciate that we haven't seen the match beforehand, giving us something fresh. The promo picked up when Owens came out and they got to go back and forth. I don't hate the match at NOC and, while I don't hate Ryback, I think that Owens needs to win here. They need to give him a title since he should have won one back in July.

The Cosmic Wasteland is out as Stardust is scheduled to take on Neville. Neville had the Lucha Dragons with him. The match never gets started a they brawl and it sets up our Night of Champions Kickoff match. A video package airs where Nikki Bella tells us how much better she is than everyone. She came out for her match and once I saw Brie wearing matching attire, I knew what was coming. Nikki does her trademark work of the arm even though she has no finisher or signature move that targets it. Anyway, the match turns out to be better than expected and they do the "twin magic". Charlotte wins by beating Brie and we get the big celebration. BUT WAIT! It's revealed that it was Brie and Stephanie McMahon appears to announce the DQ finish. So, this "twin magic" worked at Money in the Bank, where they revealed it was Brie and not Nikki and the match continued where Nikki retained. Here, they just end the match via DQ. It's inconsistent, lazy and dumb. They'll have a rematch this Sunday.

                                                The next match had loads of potential as Cesaro took on a personal favorite, Rusev. The match goes less than four minutes and we get a distraction finish. Surprise, surprise. Ziggler comes out to give a gift to Summer and Cesaro rolls him up. Now, Rusev is on this Sunday's PPV and Cesaro isn't. Shouldn't Cesaro have won last week against Miz instead of being used to make Big Show look strong so he could lose here? Whatever. I still don't understand how Rusev is supposed to be the heel in this feud. He's been the sympathetic babyface the entire time.

THIS THURSDAY, COME ENJOY THE BELLABRATION. Yup, that's a thing. Time for the Nitro main event, which goes about two minutes before Seth Rollins caused the DQ John Cena came out for the save, leading to the Teddy Long special...a tag team match playa. Maybe it's not totally Nitro. It's like a Smackdown/Nitro hybrid. The faces win when Sting makes Seth tap out. Seriously? I get that Sting should look like a threat but just fucking beat the Big Show. Why they insist on protecting him 20 goddamn years after he debuted is insane. Here was the third straight week where Raw has lacked. I know that they usually sleepwalk through the fall and winter, but you would think that with Sting around, they'd be putting in an effort. Instead, the booking has been lazy, inconsistent and the show is a chore. It was better than the last two weeks but not by much. 4/10.

Monday, September 14, 2015

Fave Five 9/7/15-9/13/15

1) Jay Lethal: Much like last week, this was a pretty slow time for pro wrestling. However, one company provided excellent television this week and hat was Ring of Honor. Jay Lethal retained the ROH World Championship against Roderick Strong in the match of the week. They wrestled to an hour draw on ROH's last Pay-Per-View and I didn't love that match. This one was much better, with both guys going all out. I knew the result going in, but still bit on some near falls, especially on a sick kick from Strong. That is telling of how good the action was. Lethal retained here after retaining the Television Title last week against Hanson. Lethal has been doing the double champion thing for a bit longer and better than the WWE has had Seth Rollins doing so. Lethal deserves all of the praise he gets.

2) The Addiction: That episode of ROH TV I talked about; it had another pretty good match on it.The Addiction, Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian, successfully defended the ROH World Tag Team Titles against the most over hyped team in the world, the Young Bucks. I didn't love this match the way some others did, but still found it to be one of the better matches of the week. The Addiction continue to be pretty great and this was a good way to start the show this past week. It also set the stage for the Triple Threat title match coming at All-Star Extravaganza.

3) Finn Balor and Samoa Joe:  So far, the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic has honestly been better than expected. While Chad Gable and Jason Jordan stole the show last week, this time around it was two of the biggest names in NXT. Finn Balor and Samoa Joe were given the main event spot against former NXT Tag Team Champions, the Lucha Dragons. Not only did they work well as a team, but they picked up the win. To make things better, this match was treated like a big deal and was even taped before an episode of Smackdown, giving it the big arena feel. Joe and Balor came off looking great in this situation and really looked like stars.

            4) The Wolves: The only major title change in wrestling this week came in the TNA tag team division. After winning the titles for a fourth time after a really good best of five series, the Wolves' reign only lasted about a month. They would lose them to GFW's tag team of Brian Myers (the former Curt Hawkins) and Trevor Lee last week. This week, the Wolves got their rematch and won the titles right back. In reality, they only lost them for a day but it'll go down as a one week reign for the GFW duo. Despite the issues that TNA has, the Wolves continue to be one of their brighter spots and should be the team they build the division around. (Credit to: awesomebutternuggets for the gifs)

5) Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa: The other match in the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic this week featured Tyler Breeze and Bull Dempsey losing to Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa. It was pretty cool to see the crowd pop when they saw the names on the tron. The match itself was solid and gave Gargano and Ciampa a decent opportunity to show their stuff. I feel like Gargano was the more impressive of the two, but it was still solid for their first outing. I heard some reports that Gargano is still in talks with the company, but Ciampa rubbed some people the wrong way after complaining about getting stiffed. Unsure about that but either way, I would like to see both guys get signed to the company.

Sunday, September 13, 2015

Raw History: Episodes 15-16



Episode #15
May 3rd, 1993 – Manhattan Center in Manhattan, New York

This week, Raw instantly opens with the theme of the Intercontinental Champion as Shawn Michaels will be defending the belt in our opening contest. For the second straight week, we have Vince McMahon, Macho Man and Bobby Heenan on commentary, which is great.

WWF Intercontinental Championship
Shawn Michaels (c) vs. “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan
Jim Duggan is wearing a singlet, which is not a good look but something he probably should have worn during his 2007 run because I wouldn’t have to see his body. He starts a “USA” chant, which I will always find stupid when he’s facing an American. He starts hot, forcing Shawn Michaels to catch a breather outside. After a commercial break, Michaels has gained control and hits a double axe handle that Macho Man would be proud of. Shawn is very good at the little things that make him a better heel. After being knocked outside, Duggan gets hyped by more “USA” chants, but the apparently evil foreigner Shawn Michaels uses a rake to the eyes. He goes back to his third headlock of the match. Hacksaw rallies and does the old school ten punches in the corner before hitting a body slam. Man, his offense is basic as fuck huh? A big clothesline sends Michaels to the floor and he tries to leave but Duggan stops him. Like a moron though, he throws him into the crowd and Shawn is able to escape.

Winner via countout: “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan in 11:06
I thought this was decent. You could tell they needed to go like 10 minutes as Shawn Michaels applied some rest holds. The finish was alright to set up a rematch. **¼

Jim Duggan gets on the microphone and says that it’s not right that he can beat Shawn Michaels up, but when the Champion runs away, he doesn’t win the belt. He issues a sit down strike, but is standing when we return.

Mean Gene bring us the King of the Ring Report! Bret Hart is the one seed, while everyone else has to qualify. Lex Luger qualified, while Mr. Perfect and Doink wrestled to a draw on Superstars. Also, Hulk Hogan will defend the WWF Championship against Yokozuna. He also reports that Jim Duggan has left the ring and is calling Jack Tunney. This week on Superstars, El Matador faces Razor Ramon in a qualifying match, and Duggan takes on Papa Shango.

Doink the Clown vs. Kamikaze Kid
Yes, Kamikaze Kid is Sean Waltman. Doink attacks at the bell and just dominates this completely. Vince McMahon is more interested in figuring out which of the multiple Doinks this is than calling the match. The Stump Puller forces Kid to submit.

Winner: Doink the Clown in 2:07
You know what this was. SQUASH

Bob Backlund vs. Dwayne Gill
Look at all of these recognizable jobbers today. Dwayne Gill would go on to compete in the Deadly Game Tournament for the WWF Title at Survivor Series 1998 and then be the longest reigning Light Heavyweight Champion. He fares much worse here. We are informed that Jim Duggan had success with Jack Tunney and gets a rematch next week in a Lumberjack Match! Gill gets in more offense than the Kid did at least. Backlund wins with another odd pinning combination.

Winner: Bob Backlund in 3:40
Not a squash, which surprised me. It wasn’t very good, but it was at least somewhat competitive. 

Jim Duggan is brought back out. This is like the Jim Duggan Power Hour. They use this to inform the live crowd of next week’s match. Duggan claims that Shawn is pretty and wrestles well, but he can’t fight.

Another vignette for the Smoking Guns is shown. Before the next match, a legend is announced in Captain Lou Albano!

The Headshrinkers w/ Afa vs. Jim Bell and Tony Roy
Captain Lou Albano gets on commentary and they discuss him possibly managing the Headshrinkers. So Afa is chopped liver? They get in pretty much all of the offense here. We get told that Yokozuna will be a Lumberjack next week and he has issues with Jim Duggan. The Headshrinkers allow the other team to tag in and out because it doesn’t matter. They just keep pounding away. A double team piledriver is hit as Afa jumps around outside. Heenan and Albano are just going at it on commentary. A double Stroke, for you Jeff Jarrett fans is followed by a splash and it’s over.

Winners: The Headshrinkers in 5:41
Longer than I expected, though it was still pretty much a squash. However, it was important as Lou Albano discussed their ruthlessness. 

Kamala vs. Rich Myers
More information on the Lumberjack match as Mr. Perfect is going to be outside of the ring. Rich Myers offers a handshake but Kamala wants no part. He instead hits Myers with his rear end and slams him down. He splashes Myers and he does his whole, “I’m trying to pin him on his stomach and flip him over too much” gimmick. The crowd seems to like it. He figures it out and wins.

Winner: Kamala in 2:29
Basic squash. SQUASH

Bobby Heenan interviews Shawn Michaels backstage, but we are also informed of a King of the Ring Qualifying match next week between Bigelow and Typhoon. Shawn complains that it’s unfair but has something up his sleeve that he tells Bobby about in his ear.

Overall: 5/10; Mediocre. This wasn't the worst episode as it featured a decent Intercontinental Title match as well as some forward movement towards King of the Ring. The Headshrinkers match was okay and involved the Captain Lou Albano angle. However, there was a bit too much Jim Duggan. He appeared or was mentioned in nearly every single segment, which was too much.

Raw History
Episode #16
May 10th, 1993 – Manhattan Center in Manhattan, New York


Raw opens with a clip from earlier tonight, at 7:02PM, as Shawn Michaels is interviewed by Lord Alfred Hayes. I didn’t know he was still employed. Suddenly, Mr. Perfect attacks and we have a big outdoor brawl! I’ve stood exactly where they’re fighting before, which is cool. Shawn gets slammed on the hood of a car and officials try to break them up. See, I think that Mr. Perfect was red hot in late ’92-early ’93 and should have been in the WWF Title picture but instead, is feuding with the Intercontinental Champion.

Once again, commentary is Vince McMahon, Macho Man and Bobby Heenan. I’m gonna stop pointing this out weekly unless there are changes to the booth.

King of the Ring Qualifying Match
Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Typhoon

Well, I honestly think the outcome to this is pretty foregone. They try shoulder blocking each other, but it’s like running into brick walls. Bigelow gets the upper hand with a slam and elbow, but misses a standing headbutt. He does end up hitting a nice suplex before being knocked outside. Typhoon follows, but falls for a classic heel tactic as Bigelow nails him when he tries to get back inside. He stops Typhoon from getting inside a few more times, before applying a chin lock of sorts. Surprisingly, this has lasted through a commercial break. It doesn’t last much longer though as a top rope headbutt gets Bigelow the W.

Winner: Bam Bam Bigelow in 5:23
Decent big man match. I didn’t expect a classic from Typhoon, but Bigelow continues to do very well. 

PJ Walker vs. Yokozuna w/ Mr. Fuji
At the bell, we are told that Yokozuna will face Kamala next week. PJ Walker is the future Aldo Montoya and Justin Credible. They actually lock up and Yokozuna just tosses him. He follows with a belly to belly, leg drop and corner splash. A chop leads to the Banzai Drop and this thing is over.

Winner: Yokozuna in 2:11
This was every other Yokozuna match on Raw. SQUASH

King of the Ring Report time! We are reminded of Hulk Hogan vs. Yokozuna and then told that Bret Hart, Razor Ramon, Lex Luger, Jim Duggan and Bigelow have all qualified. This weekend, the three spots are up when Mr. Perfect meets Doink in a rematch and Tatanka faces Giant Gonzalez. What do I have to do to get Wrestling Challenge on the WWE Network?

“Iron” Mike Sharpe vs. Mr. Perfect
I love Mr. Perfect, but he’s got his work cut out for him against “Canada’s Greatest Athlete.” There’s a fat ring girl in the ring, who gets “Bobby’s girl” chants and it looks like Perfect is gonna kiss her. Instead, he put his gum in her mouth. Yuck. Perfect dropkicks Sharpe and then fires off with some chops. Sharpe comes back with some of his own and they are just hammering away at each other. Perfect takes one strap down because he means business now. Bobby Heenan is channel surfing again, which is something you shouldn’t do when Mr. Perfect is wrestling. Sharpe ducks for a back body drop, but eats the Perfect Plex to end this.

Winner: Mr. Perfect in 4:38
A solid little match. Once again, Mr. Perfect doesn’t just do a straight squash and has a competitive match that’s fun. **

Cannonball Kid vs. Mr. Hughes w/ Harvey Wippleman
You know, I never understood why Mr. Hughes would get random pushes. No word is given on his random team up with Wippleman. Last week, we had the Kamikaze Kid and now he’s the Cannonball Kid. I sense another name coming soon; one that will stick. Hughes dominates and hits a big two handed Chokeslam that I would have used to win. Instead, he does a bit more offense before mercifully pinning him.

Winner: Mr. Hughes in 2:18
Totally one sided. SQUASH

An ad airs for All-American Wrestling, which is hosted by Mean Gene and Bobby Heenan. I miss weekend afternoon wrestling. The lumberjacks start to pour in as our main event is near. Before the match starts, Jim Duggan attacks Yokozuna, who broke Duggan’s ribs a few months back with multiple Banzai Drops. Mr. Fuji calms Yokozuna down though. Shawn Michaels comes out in street clothes and on crutches, but when Mr. Perfect comes for him, he runs, showing he’s faking.

WWF Intercontinental Championship Lumberjack Match
Shawn Michaels (c) vs. “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan

I believe this is the first ever gimmick match in the history of Raw. With Shawn Michaels in street clothes and being caught off guard, Jim Duggan is in the driver’s seat. Some atomic drops and an elbow get the challenger two. More “Shawn is Gay” chants. Duggan is doing his generic awesome that hasn’t evolved since his prime in the 80’s and Shawn has barely gotten in any offense. I also forgot to mention that every Lumberjack is wearing lumberjack flannels. Except for Yokozuna since there aren’t 600 pound lumberjacks and no shirt would fit him. They come into play when Duggan tosses him outside and he’s forced back in when he tries to run. After a commercial, Shawn takes his boot off and clocks Duggan with it, which sends him outside. The heels rolls him back in without attacking which is strange. Shawn is now working over Duggan for a bit as the crowd chants “USA” against an American again. Stupid. He does rally though and elevates Shawn on a big back body drop. For some reason, the crowd has chosen to do the Atlanta Brave Tomahawk Chop. Duggan’s three point stance tackle sends Shawn outside before another commercial. Vince McMahon mentions that we’re low on time. Bigelow gets on the apron, which distracts Duggan, allowing Shawn to nail him and send him outside by Yokozuna, who sits on him. When he’s rolled back in, Mr. Perfect has seen enough and he nails Shawn to cause the disqualification.

Winner via disqualification: Shawn Michaels in 13:09
They got a ton of time and this was solid. I think that Duggan was in control for too long considering his ability though. **¼ 

Shawn Michaels and Mr. Perfect brawl, which leads to all of the lumberjacks entering the ring and giving us a huge brawl. Jim Duggan clears the ring with his 2x4 though as we come to a close.

Overall: 5.5/10; Decent. You know, for the first time in a while, the show is on an upswing. We had three competitive matches here. The IC Title was a big main event for the time and was pretty well done, we had a King of the Ring Qualifying match and a Mr. Perfect appearance. Not a bad way to spend 45 minutes at all.