Raw History
Episode #121
July 24th, 1995 | Louisville Gardens in Louisville, Kentucky
Things start with footage of Shawn Michaels winning the Intercontinental Title last night. I’m surprised at this since they usually did still images back then. We are live and Shawn Michaels opens the show.
Non-Title Match
WWF Intercontinental Champion Shawn Michaels vs. Jimmy Del Rey w/ Tom Pritchard and Jim Cornette
Michaels is in control from the get go. Jimmy Del Rey kind of looks like what would happen if Michaels aged twenty years, grew a mustache and got out of shape. Shawn sends him outside and skins the cat back in. Del Rey turns it around a bit but the outcome is never in doubt. Shawn hits the flying forearm and elbow but only gets two. That’s how you know Del Rey is above local jobbers. Pritchard gets on the apron and eats Sweet Chin Music. Del Rey tries for some more offense, but Shawn slips free and wins with the kick.
Winner: Shawn Michaels in 5:21
Decent enough little start to the show. Not a squash and the heels did their small bit of work, while Shawn got to look like a star. **
Shawn Michaels’ celebration sees him nearly reveal his penis as he pulls his pants down to his pubes.
A recap airs from FOUR MONTHS AGO when Hakushi attacked Bret Hart on Superstars while he was receiving an award. Hakushi also brought out the mannequin head of Bret, but Bret got the last laugh by beating him at In Your House. Tonight, they meet again.
The Smoking Gunns vs. John Faulkner and Rick Stockhauser
Hey, these jabronis actually get matching gear. Despite their attire, they get next to no offense in. Billy and Bart give them a good old fashioned whipping. They win with a double team move.
Winner: The Smoking Gunns in 2:01
Standard squash match from these guys.
We get our first notice that Goldust is coming to the WWE. 21 years later he’d still be a part of the roster.
“Make a Difference” Fatu shows off his neighborhood again while wearing one of the most 90’s jackets you could possible own.
Waylon Mercy vs. Gary Scott
Waylon shakes the hands of his opponent and the referee again before just beating the hell out of him. Mercy shows no mercy, which Vince is sure to note, before ending the scrub with a sleeper.
Winner: Waylon Mercy in 2:02
Waylon Mercy is pretty great to watch.
Todd Pettengill hosts the final In Your House 2 Report but is sure to plug SummerSlam, which is coming up from Pittsburgh. There’s something odd about holding a summer event in a place called the Igloo. After recapping the show, a King Mabel promo airs. Yup, Diesel vs. Mabel is headlining. Mabel even actually says “I pity the fool” in his promo.
Next week, despite losing at In Your House, Razor Ramon and Savio Vega get a Tag Team Title shot next week.
Bret Hart vs. Hakushi w/ Shinja
Shinja grabs Bret’s leg on his way into the ring, giving Hakushi the early upper hand. Bret turns it around rather quickly and his offense is just so enthralling. Everything Bret always does not only looks great, but has a meaning. Even when he bumps it’s great. Hakushi whips him into the corner and he slides into the lower ring post, making it look so great. Bret continues to take great bumps into the corner as Hakushi is in firm control. After a second commercial break, Hakushi hits a great moonsault to the outside. Shinja tries to get involved but Bret gives them the old DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! Bret answers the moonsault with a much uglier Vader bomb like move to the outside onto both men. Now Bret goes into his signature offense with a superplex and polishes off Hakushi with the Sharpshooter.
Winner: Bret Hart in 9:22
This was a great television match. They worked through the commercial breaks well and didn’t give it much down time. Hakushi looked great in defeat, while Bret once again showed that he is the best.***½
During Bret Hart’s celebration, Jean-Pierre Lafitte steals the bag that Hakushi had the fake Bret head in.
We get an overly long Dean Douglas promo. Man that gimmick sucked.
The show ends the same way it began. Shawn Michaels is interviewed. Vince McMahon puts over how good looking Shawn is, while Lawler claims Shawn is a marked man.
Overall: 7/10. You know what? I thought that was a good episode. The Hart/Hakushi was really solid and the live atmosphere made this show fun. The squash matches were kept short and we even had a decent little sprint to showcase the new Intercontinental Champion. Solid show with no pointless filler.
Raw History
Episode #122
July 31st, 1995 | Louisville Gardens in Louisville, Kentucky
The opening video package hypes the WWF Tag Team Title match tonight. I feel like I should have noticed it last week since it was part of the same taping block, but the big RAW entrance setup has debuted.
King Mabel w/ Sir Mo vs. Nick Barberry
I don’t remember when he did it but Mabel’s mohawk is black now. With a WWF Title shot on the horizon, Mabel completely dominates this poor jobber. He even takes him outside to beat on him. Barberry does avoid an elbow and get in some dropkicks at one point but it’s to no avail. Mabel gets the 1-2-3 on a belly to belly.
Winner: King Mabel in 3:12
As a rule, all Mabel matches should end before two minutes.
Mabel gets a microphone afterwards to say that he will be King and WWF Champion after SummerSlam.
More from “Make a Difference” Fatu, also known as “Still five years from making an actual difference in my career” Fatu.
Jerry Lawler interviews Shawn Michaels backstage about his upcoming Intercontinental Title defense at SummerSlam against Sycho Sid. There is tension and Shawn tries to goad Lawler into a match but Lawler says that he took a journalistic oath not to get in the ring.
Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Bob Cook
Hey, Cook is able to get in some offense. Jerry Lawler makes terrible jokes about Bigelow and his weight, while also dissing the movie Waterworld. Vince plugs the WWF going online and promotes TEN FREE HOURS of AOL. My how the times have changed. Bigelow hits the diving headbutt for the win.
Winner: Bam Bam Bigelow in 3:21
A fine squash match that only annoyed me because of Lawler on commentary. Bigelow did a post-match cartwheel, stealing the show.
Another “Report Card” by Dean Douglas airs. It’s just as dull as last week.
Jim Cornette cuts a promo for the Tag Team Champions and just delivers. I miss managers like him.
Skip w/ Sunny vs. Major Yates
Oh boy, Yates seems to have dawn the short straw when it comes to jobber names. Sunny and Skip are still pissed that he lost to Barry Horowitz. Just like when Razor Ramon lost to the 1-2-3 Kid in 1993, they tease this jobber beating Skip too. Surprisingly, Skip uses a superplex as his finisher. That doesn’t equal a successful career.
Winner: Skip in 2:23
I wish this got the time that Mabel did. At least Skip is somewhat interesting.
It’s the SummerSlam Report! Diesel cuts a promo on Mabel, saying the WWF Title is the measuring stick, not Mabel’s stupid crown. Todd Pettengill also announces that Bret Hart will continue to be stuck in the midcard as he faces Isaac Yankem. Shawn Michaels will defend the Intercontinental Title against Sycho Sid in the only other announced match.
Next week, Diesel takes on Sir Mo. Oh my, that sounds terrible.
WWF Tag Team Championship
Owen Hart and Yokozuna (c) w/ Jim Cornette and Mr. Fuji vs. Razor Ramon and Savio Vega
As usual, Owen does the early work for his team, which is for the best. He and Savio have a fun exchange before Razor lays him out with a right hand. Vince says that Razor was out for 44 days with bad ribs but showed no effects at In Your House. Umm, he got pinned by Mabel. If that’s not an ill effect, then I don’t know what is. The champs have to take a breather before Owen takes control on Savio. He tags Yokozuna for a drop toe hold/leg drop double team. Savio’s beating actually doesn’t last too long and Razor comes in hot. He takes out Yokozuna with a second rope bulldog before they reel off some double clotheslines. Razor plants Owen with the Razor’s Edge and gets the three count, giving us new champions. BUT WAIT! Earl Hebner speaks with Jim Cornette and realizes that Owen wasn’t the legal man so the pin shouldn’t count. Hebner not only restarts the match, but also ejects Cornette. Razor picks up where he left off, firing away on Yokozuna and Owen. Savio gets some near falls but Owen turns things back around as the matches lasts through a second commercial break. Vince starts talking about the possibility of the match not ending by the end of the show. Razor tries a second rope back suplex but Owen rolls through into a pin, only for Razor to roll through himself for two. After a collision, Razor signals for the Razor’s Edge and the show fades to black.
Time expires after 14:39
Okay, so sue me. I really liked that finish. Having a match not finish in time is just so very realistic. Not everything is going to end perfectly in time for TV. The match itself was actually energetic and very enjoyable. I don’t know if the rematch will be able to top that. ***¼
Overall: 6.5/10. Hey would you look at that? Two straight solid episodes. We got another strong marquee match. Not only that, but they did a good job of mixing in short squashes (only Mabel’s was bad), kept the annoying stuff to a minimum and did a decent job of building towards the PPV.
Raw History
Episode #123
August 7th, 1995 | Louisville Gardens in Louisville, Kentucky
Due to the ending of last week’s episode, the Tag Title match will be restarted here.
WWF Tag Team Championship
Owen Hart and Yokozuna (c) vs. Razor Ramon and Savio Vega
So wait. On this taping block, the fans saw the first title match and now this one right after. Was there any explanation given to them? What happened when Razor called for the Razor’s Edge? The world may never know. Anyway, Vince informs us that Gorilla Monsoon is the new President of the WWF. His first act was to change the Intercontinental Title match at SummerSlam. Now, HBK will defend against Razor in a Ladder match. Yokozuna surprises me by starting the match, but he doesn’t stay in long. Things move at a much less excited pace this time around. Part of it is the competitors and the other part is the crowd. Owen hits the enziguri that will eventually take out Shawn on Razor but he gets his foot on the bottom rope. Vince hypes a chinlock like it’s actually going to make Razor submit. He clearly survives and makes the hot tag. Despite this, Savio falls to the Samoan drop and leg drop from Yokozuna.
Winners and Still WWF Tag Team Champions: Owen Hart and Yokozuna in 12:13
While I liked the cool idea of the show going off the air last week, having the match again, in front of the same crowd, lessened it. It’s like all of the energy from the first time out was gone when they had to do it again. Nowhere near the first outing. **
Dean Douglas brings us the Report Card and gives Savio and Razor a bad grade.
Fatu vs. Tony DeVito
In like five years, this would be one half of ECW’s Da Baldies vs. Rikishi. Fatu wrestles in funky colors and keeps his skully on. Like his sons will do in the future, Fatu wins with a flying splash.
Winner: Fatu in 2:43
Decent enough for Fatu’s first match under this new character.
We have a special SummerSlam Report as Gorilla Monsoon gets involved. All he does is add the HBK/Razor Ladder match that was mentioned earlier. While there was no real angle leading into it, it really stood out on an otherwise drab card. Kama vs. Undertaker is also announced.
Kama w/ Ted Dibiase vs. Troy Haste
Who named this jobber? Kama takes issues with the “creatures of the night” at ringside again. It’s still a dumb angle. Sid calls in to complain about losing his IC Title match at SummerSlam. Surprisingly, Kama wins with a cross armbreaker.
Winner: Kama in 1:25
A short Kama match. That’s how I like it.
Next week, Shawn Michaels faces Jerry Lawler.
Non-Title Match
WWF Champion Diesel vs. Sir Mo
There is actually some back and forth to start which shocks me. Mo should get in no offense whatsoever. Once Diesel starts to really take control, King Mable waddles to the ring. He looks for a cheap shot but Shawn Michaels comes out to even the odds. Mo actually gets a near fall inside. Diesel makes the big babyface comeback and lays out Mo with the Jackknife.
Winner: Diesel in 6:54
This lasted too long and wasn’t one-sided enough. Usually I prefer competitive matches but it’s Mo. He deserves nothing. ¼*
The brawl goes on after the match. Diesel eats a clothesline from Mabel and Shawn Michaels attacks. He tries to dive out onto him but Mabel catches him and rams him into the ring post. Men on a Mission look to continue the assault but Diesel makes the save.
Overall: 4/10. The streak of good shows ends at two. The spirited tag team match from last time out gets redone in a much lesser fashion. The squash matches were kind of just there and the main event was very lame. Next time I do one of these, I’ll be including the premiere of Monday Nitro!
NJPW Power Struggle
November 5th, 2017 | EDION Arena in Osaka, Japan | Attendance: 5,480
David Finlay vs. Katsuya Kitamura
It’s your Kickoff match, presented by Mountain Dew Kickstart! I’m all for getting the chance to see a Young Lion in singles action, especially Kitamura. Finlay came in with a shoulder injury, which caused him to miss some of the tour. Like a moron, he went for a shoulder block and it backfired. He grounded Kitamura in an attempt to combat his huge size disadvantage. Kitamura chopped him into oblivion on several occasions, but Finlay survived. He scored with a Stunner to win in 5:32. It says something about Kitamura that when I see him, I expect him to win, even though Lions never do. This was a solid pre-show match. Nothing special, though I know they’d have done better with a healthy Finlay. [**½]
Post-match, former Young Lion Finlay helped Kitamura up and shook his hand.
Dragon Lee and Titan vs. The Young Bucks
Hey, it’s a truly fun junior tag team! Oh, and the Young Bucks were here too. The “Superkick” Tag Titles were always a dumb idea, but at least it worked when they had the ROH, IWGP and PWG Tag Titles. Now, they just have the ROH Six Man Titles and “Superkick” titles, so it looks lame. This got off to the quick start you’d suspect. Lee and Titan got to showcase some fine tandem offense. The Bucks worked the Sharpshooter for no real rhyme or reason again. Not surprising. Lee hit a rana on Nick to the outside, followed by Titan hitting an Asai moonsault onto everyone. Inside, another Titan moonsault was caught and then he got planted with the Indytaker. Nick applied the Sharpshooter and Matt added a Crossface to win with a move called the Cease and Desist in 7:18. Boy, everyone wearing a Bullet Club shirt out there must think that’s the coolest name for a finish ever. WAY TO STICK IT TO NEW YORK. The match was fine. It featured good exchanges and was fun outside of the usual antics.[**¾]
El Desperado, Taichi, TAKA Michinoku, Yoshinobu Kanemaru and Zack Sabre Jr. vs. Hirai Kawato, Juice Robinson, Jushin Thunder Liger, KUSHIDA and Tiger Mask IV
We got the typical Suzuki-Gun pre-match attack. They went after Liger and Tiger’s masks, while Sabre seemed focused on Juice’s dreads. I’m sure he’s jealous of the hair. Liger got worked over a bit until tagging Juice. He came in hot and battled Sabre. For those who forgot, they had a fun match in the G1 Special in USA. KUSHIDA locked TAKA in a Hoverboard Lock that Sabre broke by putting him in a submission. Things broke down, with KUSHIDA and Juice sending Kawato out to deliver a huge tope. KUSHIDA then made TAKA tap with the Hoverboard Lock in 5:19. I like that they kept the Suzuki-Gun bullshit to a minimum and gave us some fun moments involving Juice, Sabre, KUSHIDA and Kawato. With the Bucks and KUSHIDA picking up wins, it’s safe to say they’ll be back later to build WK12. [**¼]
Chase Owens, ROH World Champion Cody and Yujiro Takahashi vs. TenKoji and Togi Makabe
Hi, Mao. Tenzan refused to kiss Cody’s ring, setting up a Bullet Club jumping. How original. Tenzan took the heat segment for most of the match. He made the hot tag to Makabe, who was in “no bumps” mode. He got his shit in, laughed to the crowd, delivered ten corner punches and laughed some more. Chase mocked Kojima’s chops, so Kojima showed him how it’s done. You gotta love Kojima. Bread Club > Bullet Club. Chase continued to mock Makabe and Kojima, leading to Kojima beating him with a lariat in 8:11. TenKoji is always fun. That’s about it. Everyone else was lifeless and this screamed filler. [**]
Super Jr. Tag Team Tournament Finals: IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Tag Team Champions Roppongi 3K w/ Rocky Romero vs. Super 69
Apparently, Taguchi and ACH are known as Super 69 because Super represents ACH, while Taguchi was the 69th Jr. Heavyweight Champion. I’ve seen mixed reviews on Roppongi 3K, which confuses me. Sure, they don’t look very comfortable in the gimmick yet, but they can go in the ring and, most importantly, they’re fresh in a division that is BEYOND STALE. There were some fun moments in the early stages, thanks to Taguchi’s usual brand of comedy. It didn’t last too long, because things picked up when the champs targeted ACH’s taped ribs. That lasted a bit before Taguchi got the hot tag. It’s not a spot I usually see him in, but he made it work. One of his dives outside nearly wiped out a cameraman. At least he got a good angle out of it. ACH got involved again and missed a frog splash, which just wrecked his already injured ribs. High risk, brother. Shortly after, Taguchi hit Dodon and ACH removed his rib tape before hitting Midnight Star. However, the damage was too much for him to cover instantly, and the pin was broken up. From there, Roppongi 3K went on quite the run. ACH fought valiantly, but they kicked his ass and hit their finish to become the first champions to ever win the tournament in 15:51. ACH sold the hell out of the ribs, which was the highlight. Roppongi 3K continue to look great, as well. This was laid out very well. [***½]
As expected, the Young Bucks came out after the match and issued a challenge for “their” titles. Rocky Romero accepted on behalf of his guys. So, that’s why the Bucks were left out of the tournament. In the end, they just HAVE to be in the title match in the Dome. I’d rather they team with a BC members and join the NEVER Six Man match at WK12, because at least it would be different. Like the WK11 Bucks/RPG Vice match, this doesn’t sound exciting in the least.
BUSHI, EVIL, Hiromu Takahashi, SANADA and Tetsuya Naito vs. Gedo, Hirooki Goto, IWGP Heavyweight Champion Kazuchika Okada, Tomohiro Ishii and YOSHI-HASHI
Knowing that Naito’s going to the US in February doesn’t give me hope for WK12. Ishii and EVIL started this with some hoss fighting. I’ll never not love that. LIDJ assaulted Chaos outside while Hiromu worked over Tacos in the ring. Naito slammed Okada on the aisle a few times. Things settled down a bit once the match got back to the ring. SANADA and Goto went at it in a battle of a guy who is the future and someone who feels way past his usefulness at this point. Okada’s hair is dyed black again, by the way. He and Naito got the tags to preview the Dome, but Naito just spat at him. They finally went at it, with the crowd eating it up. LIDJ eventually got involved to help Naito. BUSHI ended up as the legal man and was left alone with Okada. Bad move guys. We all know Gedo and BUSHI are in this match to eat the pins. Poor BUSHI. Everyone got some shine during a short moves buffet, before it came down to Okada and BUSHI again. I laugh at how Okada MUST get all his shit in. He can’t just win, he had to hit the Tombstone, elbow, Rainmaker pose, Tombstone on Naito and Rainmaker on BUSHI. At least he didn’t do the wrist hold spot. This went 12:07. It’s LIDJ/Chaos. It’s never bad. Lots of action, though not up to the level we’re used to from these units. [***¼]
An announcement was made about NJPW returning to the US in March for a show called Strong Style Evolved. It’ll take place in the Walter Pyramid in Long Beach, which is a bigger venue than their first US run. If the place is called Walter Pyramid, they need to book WALTER to squash the entire roster.
NEVER Openweight Championship Bullrope Match: Minoru Suzuki [c] vs. Toru Yano
I’ve never liked their feuds, but the cartoon themed video package for this was hella cool. Speaking of hair changes, Yano’s was back to his old blonder look from a few years back. The stipulation means that Yano can’t run away. Yano got in some cheap offense before being tied together. Once it became official, Minoru beat his ass outside, with some help from Desperado and Kanemaru. Can’t have a straight singles match involving Suzuki-Gun. At least one Chaos guy is a buddy, when Hirooki Goto ran out to fight off the ringside goons. With all that settled, Yano got in a bit of offense. Out came Takashi Iizuka for a distraction, turning the tide. For some reason, the interference was fine, but a chair shot wasn’t, so Suzuki just threw the referee aside. Iizuka missed the iron glove shot, leading to a Yano near fall. Suzuki eventually hit a Gotch piledriver to win in a LONG 15:21. In what world did giving them fifteen minutes sound like a good idea? It went too long, featured too much bullshit and felt like a big waste of time. [½*]
IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Championship: Will Ospreay [c] vs. Marty Scurll
This rivalry has been quite great. I’ve seen them wrestle in PROGRESS (****½), Rev Pro (****¼), and the BOTSJ this year (***½), to name a few. Scurll has taken the ROH TV Title and PROGRESS Title from Ospreay in the past, so commentary hammered home how much he owns Will. They worked the opening exchanges at the expected wild pace we know from them. Scurll took a more deliberate pace and threw Ospreay into a bunch of chairs. Their history was evident when a slap exchange had smack talk peppered in. Ospreay countered Scurll’s “just kidding” spot, which might’ve been only the first or second time I’ve seen him do that. Scurll’s finger break spot will never not be cool. Ospreay had the Chicken Wing well scouted, until Scurll countered the Oscutter into it. That’s how things usually go between them, but Ospreay rolled through into a cradle. Scurll rolled into his own and stole the title in 17:28. Great That improved on their BOTSJ stuff. It was the best I’ve seen from Ospreay since that tournament final. Their counter wrestling was great and Scurll always having an answer for Will was spot on. The title change was surprising and got a great reaction. [***¾]
Out came KUSHIDA. He told Marty, “I wanna challenge you, mother fucker.” Ospreay told him to take his DeLorean and go to the back of the line. He also cursed, because that’s apparently cool. Hiromu joined up, but wore a helmet and put on gloves to avoid getting knocked out or having his finger snapped, which stopped him from challenging at two previous shows. Hiromu Takahashi is a treasure. He’s the best thing to happen to this division in so long. He issued his challenge Scurll got tired of this and agreed to face all three at the same time. Looks like another Tokyo Dome match is set.
IWGP United States Heavyweight Championship: Kenny Omega [c] w/ The Young Bucks vs. Baretta
Look at Trent moving up in the world. I know he worked Yujiro at a recent show, but this is the big test for him. Omega treated him like he didn’t belong, slapping his head and talking trash. The action spilled outside, where Baretta was suplexed onto the back of a table. It looked painful as hell. Kenny added a double stomp onto the table, complete with a The Shining like “HERE’S KENNY” through the broken part of the table. Kenny was more vicious and aggressive than usual here. Baretta fought back with a sweet sliding German, but his apron piledriver got countered into a wild backdrop spot. He got it to work on his second attempt, but he follow-up dive saw him crash through the remains on the table used earlier. It was cool of them to bring it back into play. Baretta continued to show heart, beating the countout just before 20. Baretta survived more punishment and nailed the Dudebuster, but was too hurt to cover instantly and Kenny kicked out. Omega hit the reverse rana and used a lackadaisical pin that Baretta turned into his own pin, causing a near fall that harkened back to the previous match. A pissed Omega hit a V-Trigger and One Winged Angel to retain in 21:23. One hell of a match. Omega was the overconfident champ who underestimated his opponent, which is a story that almost always works with the right talents. Baretta showed a ton of fire and played the underdog so well. Kenny is on quite the roll right now and he helped solidify Baretta tonight. [****]
Don Callis gushed over how there was nobody left for Kenny to beat. Kenny got on the microphone and put over Baretta, welcoming him to the heavyweight division. He said this is the time of the show when whoever is challenging him for the Tokyo Dome makes it known. He called out anyone, but got no takers. Kenny spoke in Japanese and signed off, before the lights went out. A countdown appeared on the screen and “Judas” began playing. IT’S CHRIS JERICHO! On the screen, he held a phot of Kenny Omega and ripped it up, before saying he’s the best in the world, not Kenny. He said people claimed others were the best, like Edge, Shawn Michaels and CM Punk, but he’s the alpha of the business. He wants to prove it against the Omega. Jericho challenged Kenny to a match at Wrestle Kingdom 12. The crowd went nuts and Kenny accepted. I must give Gedo, a typically predictable booker, credit for this curveball. We all expected Ibushi/Omega in the Dome. To be fair, I’d prefer Ibushi/Omega there because of their history and think Omega/Jericho would’ve been a fantastic main event for their next US show, but I’m all for this match.
IWGP Intercontinental Championship: Hiroshi Tanahashi [c] vs. Kota Ibushi
Tanahashi beat Ibushi in the G1 25, while Ibushi beat him in this year’s G1 27 (both ****¼). Tanahashi worked this at a deliberately slow pace. It was smart, as it helped he crowd calm down a bit from the Jericho video. Tanahashi went after the leg, taking out some of Ibushi’s best offense, while also attacking the neck, which Ibushi injured a while back. Ibushi shrugged off the leg work to hit he Golden Triangle moonsault and a double stomp. Tanahashi refused to let that go, coming back with more dragon screws. He applied the Cloverleaf that won him the title back in June. Kota survived, but each time he got something going, Tanahashi went back to the dragon screw. Tanahashi hit High Fly Flow to the outside, taking his first risk of the night. Ibushi began his comeback and nearly murdered Tanahashi with the lawn dart. The slow motion replay is gruesome. Both guys missed their top rope finishers, leading to a brutal slap exchange. It got way more physical than you’d expect. In one of my favorite moments, Ibushi kicked the shit out of Tana in the corner and Red Shoes was giving him the five count, so Ibushi held his arm up, stopping him from counting to five, all while continuing to kick the fuck out of the champ. When the Last Ride wasn’t enough, Ibushi wanted the Kamigoya knee that won their G1 match. Tana countered into a slingblade, before getting two on a dragon suplex. Two High Fly Flows kept Ibushi down at 29:26. Excellent match and the best NJPW has put on since the G1. Tanahashi came in with a masterful game plan. Ibushi was awesome for the most part, though he could’ve sold the leg better. Still, he’s one of the best on the planet. I love how, in a world with Okada breaking records and Omega getting loads of praise, Tanahashi can still go out and remind you of how great he is. Tremendous intensity and the right amount of heel moments from both. It never felt like it went long and was expertly laid out. [****½]
Tanahashi and Ibushi embraced after the match. Tanahashi was left alone for the show closing promo and air guitar solo. The lights went out and we got the reveal of “switchblade.” Thank god it wasn’t Sami Callihan. Instead, we were treated to the returning Jay White, back from excursion. I’m so happy he’s done with ROH. He told Tanahashi he would take his “kingdom” at Wrestle Kingdom and they went at it. White laid him out and left his knife necklace on Tanahashi’s body. This is huge for White, who was a Young Lion about two years ago and is now slated to face Hiroshi Freaking Tanahashi in the Tokyo Dome.
Overall: 7.5/10. I didn’t expect much from Power Struggle, but it was a strong show. The undercard stuff was nothing special, as usual, though it setup victories for the guys who needed it. Nothing on the undercard was flat out bad either. The Super Jr. Tag Tournament Finals were very good and LIDJ/Chaos always delivers. The NEVER Title match was total shit and is an easy skip. The last three matches delivered in spades, with the last two being some of the best work from those four this year. Most importantly, it set the stage for Wrestle Kingdom and opened doors for some very interesting matches, mostly due to the Jericho and White segments.
PROGRESS Chapter 56: La Danse Macabre
October 29th, 2017 | Electric Ballroom in Camden, Greater London | Attendance: 700
Whenever a new PROGRESS show drops, I get crazy happy. I mean that about every single show and no other company makes me feel quite like that. It’s great.
PROGRESS changed their opening video about piracy. It has an 80s vibe now. Jim Smallman opened with an introduction and round of applause for the recently passed Owen Davies. He then left the microphone in the ring for the arrival of British Strong Style. For those who forgot, BSS lost their titles at Chapter 55. Pete Dunne noted a few of the messed up things he’s done in the past year, but also said he was proud of some of it, like getting 16,000 people in Chicago to chant “This is PROGRESS.” He said his time in the UK going forward was uncertain and he thanked the fans for the past year. The Grizzled Young Vets showed up and spat at BSS, before Tyler Bate and Trent Seven ran them off. Dunne was then attacked by Joseph Conners to a completely lackluster reaction. That went over like a wet fart.
Aussie Open and Omari vs. Connor Mills and Never Say Die
Aussie Open consists of Kyle Fletcher and Mark Davis, while Never Say Die is Alex Cupid and Dillon D’Angelo. I don’t believe I’ve seen anyone in this match, except Omari, who I saw on a Lucha Forever show. After some fast paced exchanges to start, Mark Davis got tagged. He was the big man of the match and had a fun spot where he did a high five that hurt the hell out of D’Angelo. Fletcher took the heat for a while, until making the tag to Omari, who was the most over guy in the match. Davis impressed again with a one handed powerbomb while using his other arm to hold another opponent. Mills showed of an impressive suplex into a kick combo, before getting destroyed by the other team. Omari and Fletcher hit some nice dives, leaving Davis to end Mills with a sick piledriver in 10:48. I enjoyed what I saw from Aussie Open and Omari. The other team didn’t look as good, but still had some nice moments. A few spots didn’t come off to well early on. Still, this was a fun opener to showcase new talent. [***]
Strangler Davis vs. Timothy Thatcher
PIRATE THATCHER! Yes, he wore an eyepatch. I’ve soured on Tim since 2015 and I haven’t gotten into the Strangler Davis stuff, so I didn’t have high hopes here. Strangler wisely went after the eye. He had issues when Thatcher took him to the mat, so he went to a headbutt to that eye. That just fired up Thatcher to wail on him with body shots. Strangler took control for a while, until Thatcher busted out a cross body and belly to belly suplex. Not exactly the kind of offense I expect from him. Things picked up there, with a cool spot where Strangler snapped the top rope into Thatcher’s eye. Strangler eventually used a low blow and applied the Stranglehold. The referee called for the bell as Thatcher couldn’t defend himself at 14:04. The idea behind the match wasn’t bad and neither was a lot of the execution. It just never got very interesting. Davis was dull on offense and, though Thatcher had some solid moments, this never got going. The crowd not caring didn’t help. [**]
PROGRESS Tag Team Champion Chris Brookes and Jimmy Havoc w/ Kid Lykos vs. The Grizzled Young Vets
This was scheduled to be a title match, but Kid Lykos was out with a broken wrist. Brookes’ replacement partner was Jimmy Havoc, though the titles wouldn’t be on the line. Gibson tried cutting an angry promo about it, but Havoc shut him up with a shot and that got the match started. Brookes and Havoc performed a rather gross double wet willy spot on Drake. Havoc still had some wounds from Chapter 55 (I think that’s where they were from) and they became the target of the Young Vets. He was isolated until causing Drake to hit Gibson. Havoc put on a Lykos mask, leading to a “Jimmy Lykos” chant, which set up some #CCK “sick tag moves.” With Drake in danger of losing, Gibson pulled the referee out to save the match. Brookes got hit with a Doomsday Device, so Lykos pulled the ref out. They went after Lykos, but Havoc made the save, only to get sandwiched by forearms. Gibson caught Lykos and wrenched away at his broken wrist. Havoc tried to save him again, but accidentally hit him. Brookes checked on his buddy, leaving Havoc to fall to the Ticket to Mayhem in 11:00. I liked this. They didn’t go with traditional tag formula, yet still had a very fun match with some good spots. They utilized Lykos well and made it so Havoc taking the pin didn’t make him or #CCK look bad. [***¼]
PROGRESS Atlas Championship: WALTER [c] w/ Timothy Thatcher vs. Wolfgang
BIG LADS WRESTLING. Wolfgang made his debut at Chapter 55 and set his sights on WALTER, setting the stage for this match. As expected, these guys hit each other hard. Wolfgang made the mistake of chopping WALTER, as the champion responded with brutal ones of his own. Wolfgang did manage to throw WALTER around on more than one occasion. WALTER did his own big toss with a super butterfly suplex that caused commentary to bring up the time he was involved in the PROGRESS ring breaking. There was a great spot where Wolfgang did a swanton onto the back of a hunched over WALTER. He went to the aerial well one time too many, as WALTER blocked a moonsault. He then threw in a dropkick and powerbomb to retain in 10:49. A very good way for Wolfgang to debut. He looked good in defeat and got the crowd behind him a bit, despite being against a popular new champion. WALTER is always awesome and I hope he remains champ for a long time. This is basically the floor in terms of ratings for Atlas Title matches in 2017. [***½]
Wolfgang got a standing ovation as he left. I like him as an addition to the PROGRESS roster.
Mustache Mountain vs. Sexy Starr
Sexy Starr consisted of David Starr and Jack Sexsmith. Due to their team name, Starr tried putting Smallman in a shoot armbar. Gotta love it. Seven and Bate played faces during their entrance and seemed to be having fun. Speaking of fun, that’s just what this match was. Sexsmith and Starr played well off each other, while Bate and Seven were game for wacky antics. Things picked up when Sexsmith chopped Seven to no effect, then got wrecked with Seven’s chops. Starr got a tag and ran wild, which the crowd ate up. Mustache Mountain continued to show their great chemistry and fantastic tandem offense. It’s between them, Authors of Pain and Usos for Tag Team of the Year. The Sexy Starr tandem went for superplexes but Mustache Mountain fought free. Sexsmith was sent outside and Starr was beaten by a Burning Hammer and Tyler Driver ’97 in 13:50. This was some good old fashioned fun. I like the Sexsmith/Starr combo and a babyface run for Mustache Mountain will be a fresh chance of pace. [***]
Post-match, both teams posed and raised each other’s hands. After that show of respect (and a four-way kiss), Bate and Seven left. Sexsmith tried cutting a promo, but was interrupted by Mark Haskins’ music. His wife Vicki stepped onto the stage, carrying a spiked bat. Mark came in from behind the team and attacked them with a steel chair. Jimmy Havoc arrived with a chair of his own. Instead of attacking his rival, he took the spiked bat and hit Sexsmith! Starr laid on Sexsmith to protect him, so he got hit in the back with the bat. I loved that angle. Havoc and Haskins both failed in big matches this year, before having an awesome match against one another. That led two frustrated guys here, and with BSS done as top heels, they can slide into that role perfectly.
PROGRESS Women’s Championship: Toni Storm [c] vs. Charli Evans
Evans earned this title shot on the Revelations of Divine Love show earlier this month. She faced the same uphill battle that Wolfgang did, where they’re a new entity to PROGRESS facing a popular champion. Dahlia Black joined commentary for this. Evans showed some fire early, until a headbutt took her down. Toni held serve outside, though bit off more than she could chew when attempting a hip attack. Evans moved and Toni crashed into a sea of chairs. Evans utilized the Cattle Mutilation, but it didn’t look too crisp. Toni survived and went into a flurry of offense. She weathered one more short Evans run and hit a German, followed by the Strong Zero to retain in 10:34. Evans showed a lot of fire and got some of the crowd behind her. She looked good, which was the key to the match. She should be back. Though the outcome was obvious, they never did anything to make me believe, even for a second, that Evans could pull it off. [**¾]
PROGRESS World Championship: Travis Banks [c] vs. Keith Lee
Back in July, at “Fate Loves the Fearless” (Chapter 53), Lee beat Banks. Due to that, Lee came in as confident as ever, playing to the crowd and looking in complete control. Banks resorted to sticking and moving. He went for a dive, but Lee reminded him how he caught him at Chapter 53. Banks wisely got in a shot to stun him, before firing off three consecutive tope suicidas. Smart. Despite things like that, Lee could just use his power to turn the tide back around. Banks managed to get in a series of double chops that truly hurt Lee, but all it took was a few from Lee to make Banks’ chest bleed. Banks fired up, but Lee hit all sorts of chops and headbutts to cut him back down. A Spirit Bomb got two and the fans bit on it. A second Spirit Bomb a few minutes later still wasn’t enough. Banks escaped a third Spirit Bomb and hit the Slice of Heaven. Another dropped Lee to a knee, but he still wasn’t out of it. Banks ended up on Lee’s back and rained elbows down on him. A bunch of kicks to the head left Lee dazed, allowing Banks to retain via an impressive Kiwi Krusher in 19:38. This ruled. They built upon what was set up in their first match and it was an improvement. I dug the story of Banks being kind of tentative early, not wanting to make a mistake and lose in his first defense. Then, he had to bring everything he had to finally win. His “never say die” attitude was great against the dominant Lee. [****]
Overall: 7/10. A strong reset for PROGRESS. With a lot of angles being capped at Chapter 55, this put us in a new direction. They set up the awesome Haskins/Havoc pairing, turned Mustache Mountain face, debuted several new people and set their champions on new paths. All the matches are at least pretty good (though Thatcher/Strangler is nowhere near required viewing) and the main event was great. I’m intrigued by the new direction of PROGRESS.
WrestleMania XXX
April 6th, 2014 | Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana | Attendance: 75,167
For the first time in history, a Pay-Per-View would stream on the brand new WWE Network. This WrestleMania is pretty notorious. After Batista returned and on the Royal Rumble, the WWE had their hearts set on having he and Randy Orton headline their biggest show of the years. The fans wanted no part of that, forcing the WWE to give them what they wanted and that was Daniel Bryan. The show itself ended up running for four hours, plus a pre-show match. Obviously, it was the 30th WrestleMania in history.
WWE Tag Team Championship
The Usos (c) vs. Los Matadores w/ El Torito vs. The Real Americans w/ Zeb Colter vs. Rybaxel
About a month earlier, the Usos captured the Tag Team Titles for the first time. Rybaxel plays the bully role early. Each team gets a bit of time to shine but when Cesaro is tagged, the Superdome comes alive. He’s clearly the most popular guy in the match. They go the spot where guys get to dive outside and everyone ends up laid out. El Torito tries to do it too but Curtis Axel stops him. He climbs up, not his strong suit, and Los Matadores grab him, opening the door for Torito to splash him onto everyone. Swagger catches a member of Los Matadores with a second rope flapjack of sorts, right into the Patriot Lock. He gets the submission elimination, sending Los Matadores packing. We see some good teamwork from Rybaxel, who get a near fall following a splash and fist drop from both members. The hot tag goes to Jimmy Uso who reels off Samoan drops and ass attacks. Cole incorrectly calls is “shades of Rikishi” when it is shades of Umaga. Swagger calling his splash the Swagger Bomb is an insult to Vader. It ends up being a battle between Cesaro and Ryback, the two strongest guys involved. Cesaro is a freak of nature and he nails Ryback with the popup uppercut and Neutralizer to eliminate Rybaxel. It’s down to the two best teams. They each get the crowd to do their respective chants. WE GOT US SOME FLYING USOS MAGGLE! The Usos prevent the Cesaro swing to the crowd’s dismay. Swagger avoids the Umaga ass attack and applies the Patriot Lock. They do a great tease when the other Uso tries to break it with a superkick, only for Cesaro to stop him. He still ends up hitting the superkick anyway, but that was a nice twist. They send Cesaro into Swagger, knocking him outside, before nailing duel splashes on Cesaro to retain.
Winners and Still WWE Tag Team Champions: The Usos in 16:11
Damn good way to kick things off. All four teams brought their “A” games and each did their parts very well. It came down to the right two teams and their interaction was the most fun. The crowd loved the Usos and Cesaro, which helped this work perfectly as an opener. ***¾
After the match, Jack Swagger is not a happy man. He puts Cesaro in the Patriot Lock but Zeb Colter breaks it up and wants them to shake hands. Swagger isn’t pleased, but offers it. The fans chant “no”, so Cesaro grabs him and does the swing to a huge pop. Zeb seems to lose his mid as this goes on.
Moving on to the actual main show, it starts with a video package set in New Orleans and hyping the main matches on the card for tonight. Kid Rock’s “Celebrate” plays over all of this, as we see various Superstars and Divas partying in New Orleans.
Hulk Hogan, the host of WrestleMania XXX opens the show by addressing the fans and he almost instantly messes up. He calls it the Silverdome instead of the Superdome and nearly says WWF instead of WWE. When he finally corrects himself, glass shatters and out comes “Stone Cold” Steve Austin to a massive ovation. Austin pokes fun at the Silverdome remark before teasing that he would open a can of whoop ass on Hogan. He then puts over Hogan, says he respects him and shakes his hand. Austin says that he doesn’t want to take up too much time since tonight is about the current crop of stars, but then the Rock’s music plays and he comes out as well. He also makes sure to poke fun at the Silverdome stuff. I won’t go into detail about the stuff Rock says. It’s such a cool and funny moment that you should see it for yourself at least once. The three greats close things out by sharing some beers. I’m normally against show opening promos on Pay-Per-Views, but considering the event and who was involved, it was great here.
Over the years, the WWE has produced a ton of great video packages. The one for Daniel Bryan set to “Monster” by Imagine Dragons, is easily one of the best ever. I’d say top five for sure. When that video ends, Stephanie McMahon introduces her husband, who gets a grand entrance complete with Sasha Banks (instantly making me happy), Alexa Bliss and Ric Flair’s daughter (since that’s all she’s known as now).
Winner Advances to Main Event
Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H w/ Stephanie McMahon
Judging by their entrances, Triple H is a megastar and Daniel Bryan doesn’t belong in his league. Triple H smugly offers a handshake but Bryan gets behind him with a rollup for two. Bryan forces HHH to regroup outside and then offers the handshake back, playing the mind games very well. They go through a feeling out process with Triple H working the injured shoulder and even trying the leg. Bryan nails the first big spot with a DDT on the apron. He follows with a huge somersault dive outside. It looked like HHH didn’t catch him very well. The announce table comes into play, but Bryan fights him off only to get his arm slammed down on it, continuing the focus on the bad shoulder. HHH is more than willing to take the countout but Bryan beats the count. Even when Bryan tries a tope, HHH is ready with a right hand, followed by a back suplex on the apron that again targeted the shoulder. He’s had an answer for everything. He applies a crossface but Bryan reaches the ropes. Bryan starts a comeback but then HHH busts out a goddamn tiger suplex that expertly dropped Bryan on his shoulder. If HHH doing a tiger suplex doesn’t blow your mind, then I don’t know what will. A second rope powerbomb seems to turn things around, but Bryan’s series of dropkicks is ended by a vicious clothesline from HHH. Stephanie’s reaction at ringside is perfect. HHH goes to the crossface again and Bryan fades until he can reverse it into the Yes Lock! Triple H gets to the ropes and rolls outside but Bryan greets him two topes. Bryan goes for the knee but HHH catches him with a great spinebuster. He follows with the Pedigree for one of the better near falls in recent memory. Bryan pulls him into a small package for two. HHH goes for the Pedigree again but Bryan counters and blocks it before hitting a kick. He misses a second big kick but lands on his feet when HHH tries a back suplex. Bryan charges and scores with the knee, earning the victory.
Winner: Daniel Bryan in 25:57
Almost everything about this match was masterfully executed. From the contrasting entrances up until the finish, this was all just great. There aren’t many high spots but everything has a purpose and it might be the smartest worked match in the WWE over the past few years. Extra props to Stephanie McMahon, who played her role perfectly and only added to this. Just a brilliant start to the show.****½
Daniel Bryan’s celebration is short lived when Stephanie McMahon enters and slaps him around. He laughs at them because he’s won either way. Triple H attacks and drives a steel chair into Bryans’ shoulder and into the ring post.
Kane and the New Age Outlaws vs. The Shield
The New Age Outlaws’ pre-match promo gets cut off by the Shield, who show up in some sick skull facemasks. Dean Ambrose starts with Kane but everybody gets a short turn in the ring. Roman Reigns dominates, taking out all three men and even hitting the Drive-By kick to both Outlaws. Ambrose and Rollins take out the Outlaws with stereo suicide dives and Reigns gives all three of them spears. They hoist up both Outlaws and hit a double triple powerbomb, if that makes sense, winning in short order.
Winners: The Shield in 2:54
This was exactly what it needed to be. The Shield had been way too dominant during their run for these three to be a threat. Extra points because the Shield was awesome and I was never an Outlaw fan. **½
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Participants: Alberto Del Rio, Big E, Big Show, Brad Maddox, Brodus Clay, Cesaro, Cody Rhodes, Damien Sandow, Darren Young, David Otunga, Dolph Ziggler, Drew McIntyre, Fandango, Goldust, the Great Khali, Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, Justin Gabriel, Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry, the Miz, R-Truth, Rey Mysterio, Santino Marella, Sheamus, Sin Cara, Titus O’Neil, Tyson Kidd, Xavier Woods, Yoshi Tatsu and Zack Ryder
Otherwise known as the “creative has nothing for you” Battle Royal. The only guys to get their entrances shown are Big Show and Sheamus. As usual with battle royals, it’s hard to keep track of every single elimination. I do know that Yoshi Tatsu and Brad Maddox go out early. Commentary was surprised to see Brad, like most fans. As soon as they discuss Khali being a tough person to eliminate, he goes out. More relative lower card guys go out while the higher midcarders hang on. Otunga lasted much longer than I thought he would. Fandango tosses the IC Champion, Big E, and dances on the apron while the crowd “Fandangos”. It’s a cool visual but Sheamus beats him up and sends him out. Del Rio gets rid of Kidd with a step up enziguri before doing the same to Goldust. Cody attacks but Del Rio shoves him off the top and out. Mysterio hits 619 on Del Rio but Cesaro catches his next attempt and uppercuts him out. The final six are Cesaro, Show, Sheamus, Ziggler, Del Rio and Kingston. Cesaro launches Kofi over and out onto the steps, but he somehow lands with his feet on the steps and staves off elimination. It’s one of his better spots in these kinds of matches. Cesaro swings Kofi around right before he gets dumped. Del Rio superkicks Ziggler out. Sheamus and Del Rio continue their never ending rivalry and go over and out together. Cesaro fires away on Show with uppercuts and has him reeling. Show tries to send him over but Cesaro stays alive. He goes to slam Cesaro over, but Cesaro slips out and then not only lifts Show for a slam, but WALKS with him to the edge and tosses him over to win.
Winner: Cesaro in 13:24
Like most battle royals, this doesn’t get off to a fast start. There are too many people for anything significant to happen. Once the field started thinning it became a lot of fun. Kofi’s spot, the back and forth between some of the final guys and of course, Cesaro’s incredible show of strength were highlights. ***¼
Bray Wyatt w/ the Wyatt Family vs. John Cena
The “Legacy” video package before the match is pretty great. Bray has a live band play him to the ring. At the bell, Bray drops to his knees and demands that John Cena unleash the monster inside and finish him. Cena declines, wanting to actually fight. The action itself isn’t the most exciting but they do a splendid job of telling the story of Bray trying to bring out the monster in Cena. Cena goes for the FIVE MOVES OF DOOM, but Bray sits up in his eerie crab walk thing. Cena stops in his tracks and sells this tremendously. Better acting than he did in the Marine or 12 Rounds. The fans start singing “He’s Got the Whole World in his Hands”, which WWE would take and drive into the ground. Cena ends up stopping Wyatt Family interference by taking them out with a dive, so Bray sends him into steel steps. Bray continues to be great, caressing Cena’s head and singing after a near fall from a cross boy. Cena comes back with the AA, but one of those is almost never enough anymore. Cena ends up putting Harper through the guardrail at ringside, showing some of the monster. Cena counters Sister Abigail into the STF, but Bray reaches the ropes. A close near fall comes after Bray hits Sister Abigail. Bray brings a chair into play, sliding it to Cena and daring him to “fulfill his legacy” and use it. Rowan gets on the apron and Cena whacks him with it instead. Cena then reverses Sister Abigail into a second AA and wins.
Winner: John Cena in 22:26
These two did a tremendous job of telling a story. This match wasn’t about who could hit the fanciest moves. It was about Bray trying to bring the monster out of Cena, while Cena sold his internal struggle with it very well. Bray was just on fire with every expression and mannerism possible. Not Bray’s best match ever, but probably his best individual performance. ***½
The WWE Hall of Fame class of 2014 comes out to the stage, including Lita, Razor Ramon, Carlos Colon and the Ultimate Warrior.
Brock Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman vs. The Undertaker
Undertaker gets his usual big time Mania entrance. Brock attacks quickly, trying to assert his dominance. Undertaker does some of his typical early no selling, showing that he is not like any other guy that Brock has faced. He gets his stuff in, like snake eyes. Both men counter big moves like the Chokeslam and F5. It is shortly after this that Brock hits a suplex and drops Undertaker on his head. From what we’ve heard, it was there that Undertaker got knocked loopy and I believe he got a concussion. I don’t think I noticed it much when I watched this live, but you could just see that the Undertaker is pretty badly out of it. Even as he starts making a comeback, it just doesn’t feel the way it should. Brock eventually hits the F5 but Undertaker kicks out. Undertaker locks in the Hell’s Gates submission but Brock powers out and slams him to break that. They trade submissions though the crowd doesn’t buy it because they know neither man is really going to tap out. Undertaker tries Old School but Brock counters into a second F5 for another near fall. Uncharacteristically, Brock tries ten punches in the corner. It’s so obviously there so Undertaker can do a powerbomb. I hate when they do something uncommon like that for the sake of a spot. Tombstone connects but it’s not enough because it hasn’t been enough in a Taker Mania match in about five years. He goes for it again, only for Brock to seemingly counter it into one of his own. Instead, he nails a third F5 and the streak is over
Winner: Brock Lesnar in 25:10
A really dull match that will completely be overshadowed forever by the historic moment that ended it. I blame most of the match sucking on Undertaker’s injury since they went out and had two good ones the following year. Still, this was the worst thing on the show so far. Just a big, long disappointment. *½
The best thing about the match is the reactions after. Brock’s music doesn’t hit when he wins. Instead, we just get to appreciate the stunned silence that falls over 70,000+. Some of the facial expressions in the crowd are priceless. People don’t even fully believe it until the 21-1 graphic appears on the screen. There is a rather emotional exit for the Undertaker as fans and commentators give him a standing ovation.
WWE Divas Championship
AJ Lee (c) vs. Aksana vs. Alicia Fox vs. Brie Bella vs. Cameron vs. Emma vs. Eva Marie vs. Layla vs. Naomi vs. Natalya vs. Nikki Bella vs. Rosa Mendes vs. Summer Rae vs. Tamina Snuka
These poor women. Not only did they get shafted with a poorly thrown together clusterfuck of a match, but they get to go on after the streak ended and the crowd completely died. AJ Lee is the only woman to get an entrance. For some reason, Vickie Guerrero has a ringside podium and gets on the microphone, making everyone’s ears bleed. All of the girls target AJ and her only friend, Tamina. This is pure chaos and hard to keep track of. The Bellas do an awful looking double team move. Everyone gets involved in a giant multi-suplex spot. Cameron’s top busts and she struggles to keep the goods covered. At least Emma gets a chance to strut her stuff a bit. Eva Marie gets a spot too, but as expected, it looks pretty bad. The Bellas team up for duel suicide dives before going at it themselves. There is the typical tower of doom spot as well. AJ sneaks in and makes Naomi tap out to the Black Widow.
Winner and Still WWE Divas Champion: AJ Lee in 6:47
Okay, that was better than it had any right to be. By all means, this should have been horrible considering it involved 14 women, some of them being terrible, and was one fall to a finish. There were some blown spots, but they kept me entertained and did the best they could. **
There is a backstage segment involving the four men from the first WrestleMania main event. It was cool to see Roddy Piper, Hulk Hogan, Mr. T and Paul Orndorff together again.
WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Randy Orton (c) vs. Batista vs. Daniel Bryan
Rev Theory performs “Voices” as Randy Orton makes his entrance. Bryan attempts to start hot but his injury quickly comes into play. While Bryan recovers outside, Batista beats Orton up around the ring. Orton ends up back dropping Batista onto the steel steps. They continue to go at it until Bryan gets involved, waking the crowd up. It’s a testament to Bryan’s popularity that he was able to get the crowd going after Undertaker. Bryan starts a rally but gets thwarted by the heels, freeing up Orton to hit a superplex on Batista. Bryan is back up and hits the diving headbutt on Orton. He gets the Yes Lock on but here come Stephanie and Triple H through the crowd for some reason to pull the referee out. They bring crooked referee Scott Armstrong with them and Bryan eats the Batista Bomb for two. Bryan ends up taking out Armstrong, HHH and even Stephanie with a suicide dive. The crowd comes unglued for it. HHH tries bringing a sledgehammer in but it backfires when Bryan levels him with it. Orton is now back up and sends Bryan outside. Batista and Orton channel their Evolution roots and work together to take out Bryan. The crowd chants for CM Punk as Batista and Orton murder Bryan with a Batista Bomb/RKO combination through the announce table. It was more of a neckbreaker from Orton, but it still looked rad. Orton took a sick bump on one of the monitors. Batista and Orton go at it while the crowd chants for Bryan. They do the stretcher job for Bryan but he pulls a Mick Foley and hops off, trying to fight for his life. Orton looks to take advantage but Bryan puts him in the Yes Lock. Cole shouts that it’s Bryan’s last chance and Batista interrupts. Bryan gets taken out and Orton hits the RKO for a near fall that the fans bite on. Orton looks for the punt on Batista but Bryan lays him out with the knee. Batista tosses him out and tries to steal the pin, which the fans again bite on. Batista Bomb connects but Bryan charges in with the knee. He slaps the Yes Lock on Batista, who submits.
Winner and New WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Daniel Bryan in 23:19
Remember how Stone Cold used to have these great main event matches with the deck stacked against him and overbooking done right? That’s what we got here. They threw everything at Bryan in this match from the Authority interference to the stretcher job to the close near falls for Batista and Orton when they looked like they would steal it from him. Everybody played their roles well and the crowd got exactly what they wanted. A great main event. ****
Overall: 9.5/10; Phenomenal. I’d honestly consider this to be a top five, maybe even top three WrestleMania of all time. Outside of the Undertaker/Brock Lesnar match, everything on this show delivered or even exceeded expectations. The Cena/Wyatt match told a great story, the women over delivered, the Tag Title opener was a blast, Cesaro was amazing in a good battle royal, the Shield dominated and Daniel Bryan put on the greatest single night performance in Mania history. Just a spectacular event. One of the best the company has ever put on. Up next, “Random Network Reviews” has me look at Slamboree 1999!
