WrestleMania 31 Review

The first WrestleMania in the history of my blog happened last night and it was a long affair. The two hour Kickoff Show featured an hour of talking before jumping into the action. Tyson Kidd and Cesaro defended the WWE Tag Team Titles against New Day, the Usos and Los Matadores. Early on, Jey Uso was taken out by Cesaro, which was a way to get him out of the match due to a legit shoulder injury. After that this featured non-stop action. There was pretty much no slow down at all and everyone brought their A game. I appreciated how the managers of the bout, like Xavier Woods, Natalya, Naomi and El Torito were incorporated into things. Kidd and Cesaro retain, which is for the best, though I wasn't a big fan of the fact that they had to kind of steal it. Still, a ton of fun. ***1/2

At this point, I'm thinking "even though I wasn't pumped for this show, maybe it will surprise me." Then came the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal. Like most battle royals, it was a big clusterfuck but a few things stood out. Unfortunately, Curtis Axel was out first. Then Bo Dallas and his stupid goatee had the next cool spot with his awesome gimmick. Things went downhill from here as Hideo Itami was tossed out by Big Show, giving me repeat feelings of the putrid Royal Rumble. It didn't end there as Show also tossed out New Day and Ryback. The final three were Show, Miz and Mizdow. Mizdow finally had the big face turn on Miz and turned his attention to Show. The crowd wanted it badly so what did they get? They got the fucking Big Show winning this shit. Why is this man still relevant and winning important things in 2015? It's embarrassing and the booking is terrible. Worst thing on the show. DUD

The official show itself opened with the Intercontinental Title Ladder Match. Bad News Barrett, Dolph Ziggler, Stardust, and hell, even Luke Harper had new attire. Though Harper's was just black jeans instead of blue. Everybody got in on the high flying and the brawling. People took big bumps, especially poor Dean Ambrose whose Pay-Per-View losing streak continued. I appreciate that all seven men worked their asses off to show off on the big stage. Daniel Bryan is able to retrieve the belt and pick up the victory in under 14 minutes. The booking of the belt and champions has been dreadful but with Bryan holding the gold, maybe they may even go full Shinsuke Nakamura with it and have it be built up to where it's near World Title level. Really good match but I don't think it should have opened since there are so many straight singles matches coming up. ****

Moving on, we get Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins. I felt that even with the poor build, it had the chance to steal the show. Orton was wearing some elbow pads which looked weird. However, I really enjoyed this match. It wasn't a match of the year candidate or anything but it was damn good and entertaining. They worked some crisp counters and pretty much everything in the match looked sweet. Especially the finish as the Curb Stomp countered into the RKO was one of the absolute greatest RKOs in history. He's had some great ones against Evan Bourne and Dolph Ziggler, but I don't think this will be topped. I jumped out of my seat and was stunned at it. Orton got the pin after that in 13 and a half minutes. ***3/4

Surprisingly, it's only the third match of the card and it's time for Sting vs. Triple H. Sting's entrance was supposed to be grand but was actually incredibly odd. He had a gong and a bunch of weird drummers and they didn't even play his shit theme. Triple H's was even stranger with the Terminator gimmick and looked absurd. The match itself wasn't very good. People went nuts for the arrival of DX and the nWo during the match, but I didn't see the point. Sting went out of his way last week to say that this wasn't about WCW vs. WWE, but then you book the match around that? They overbooked it, which was smart since the match itself didn't deliver. The nostalgia was a big factor here. The finish sucked though as Triple H actually beat Sting. Whatever. 18 minutes, fun nostalgia but nothing more. **1/4

After a good old fashioned WrestleMania concert, we move to the Divas match. I have to say, I disagree with the match order so far. The girls weren't just given a really short amount of time so that was fine. They got six and a half minutes, and did alright with it. I was surprised to see AJ Lee get the hot tag, since I feel like Paige fits the hot tag role better. Regardless, the girls did good but it was just a fine match. Like, it could have been on any Raw, Smackdown or Main Event. This should have been a Fatal Four Way to be honest. Paige and AJ won with the Black Widow. I also would have preferred Paige be the one to score the win for her team since I get this sinking feeling that AJ may be on her way out of the company before the end of the year. **1/2

The United States Championship match was up next and Rusev got a grand entrance. He came out in a fucking tank. Seriously. Lana was back too, which makes things a million times better. John Cena had an over the top patriotic display. It was sickening at times. Anyway, when they actually got into the match it was good. I've seen a bunch of people give it high praise but I didn't see it. I give Cena credit for trying a few things like the springboard stunner, but it didn't look very good. This wasn't as crisp or good as their Fast Lane match. That being said, it was still solid. After a little over fourteen minutes, Cena ended Rusev's streak and won the US Title. Rusev blamed Lana for the loss after she was knocked off the apron. I guess that's the end of them. **1/2

Even with the concert, we still had to have an in-ring segment. Triple H and Stephanie came out to brag about the attendance record set tonight. HHH bragged about beating Sting and WCW again to massage WWE's ego. The Rock interrupts and tries to goad Triple H into a fight. Stephanie interjects to cut him down because she's an amazing heel. Rock won't hit her, so he goes ringside and gets Ronda Fucking Rousey. She gets in the ring with him, Stephanie tries to say they are friends but Rock and Hunter go at it. Rousey judo tosses Hunter, causing Stephanie to get in her face. She threatens an armbar but goes against it, causing HHH and Steph to leave. I have NO INTEREST in Rock/HHH next year but give me a mixed tag involving Rousey and I'm down. This went on far too long.

In our second to last contest, Bray Wyatt brings The Undertaker back from the dead. I wasn't really interested in this match because I didn't really see the point in it. However, according to an interview, it was Bray's dream match so I'm glad he got to live that out. The match itself was solid. Probably thanks to a lack of concussion, Undertaker looked much better this year than last. They did a cool spot where Bray's weird crab walk is stopped by Undertaker sitting up. It took two Tombstones but Undertaker managed to get the win. I'm not a fan of the outcome since Bray carried this entire feud by himself, literally, but at least Bray didn't look as bad as he did last year either. Still though, another good match but nothing out of this world. ***

Time for the main event, which featured Roman Reigns getting booed heavily. Brock Lesnar may have gotten the biggest pop of the night to be honest. Everyone was curious at how this would be booked. What we got was the perfect booking of this. Brock beat the fuck out of Reigns, hitting over ten suplexes. Reigns smiled though and wanted more, before busting Brock open and hitting a series of Superman punches and Spears. He only got two before Brock hit a fourth F5 on him. With both men down, Seth Rollins theme hits as Mr. Money in the Bank is out! He cashes in, making this a Triple Threat match. He Curb Stomps Brock and goes for a second but is caught for the F5. Reigns spears Brock, and Seth curb stomps him to win! I could not think of a better ending. ****1/4

For all of the shitty build up that this show got, they got the actual booking of the main event especially right. The whole show was good but I wouldn't call it a top five WrestleMania. The main event was expertly done. You had Brock look like a monster, Reigns look like a badass that hit Brock incredibly hard and Seth look like a genius. You didn't hotshot the belt on Reigns and gave it to someone far more deserving. Excellent booking. Basically, it's an enjoyable show with peaks and valleys. For all the good, you get some bad. Great main event, shit battle royal. Fun ladder match, but Sting loses. However, the positives outweight the negatives to make this a recommended show. 7.5/10.

WrestleMania 31 Pedictions

This is a bit of a tough choice but not because there are so many options. The New Day and Los Matadores aren't walking away with the belts here. There is no chance of that. That leaves it between the current champions and the Usos. While I fully expected the Usos to win back their belts here, Jey's injured shoulder makes me change my mind. I see the champions retaining, but not holding the belts for much longer despite being entertaining.

Winners and Still Tag Team Champions: Tyson Kidd and Cesaro

Well there are about two or three intriguing things going on here. You have the Miz/Damien Mizdow rivalry, AxelMania and the potential Sheamus return. Coming off the Royal Rumble match, my pick for this was Ryback. He was relatively hot and is still pretty over, plus he was the biggest name in this thing. However, with Sheamus' return being held off, I sense he comes back here and steals it. Hideo Itami qualified to be the NXT star in this. I see Mizdow eliminating Miz before it comes down to Itami and Sheamus. After a tough fight, Sheamus prevails.

Winner: Sheamus

This match has suffered from pitiful booking. Since he was taken out by the Authority last November, I've expected Randy Orton/Seth Rollins at WrestleMania. His quest for revenge was the EASIEST thing to book heading into the show. Instead, they've wasted time with a fake heel turn for Orton and made me dislike this. I have a feeling that Seth will be cashing in the next night on Raw, but even with that, I don't think he wins. Randy Orton will get his ultimate revenge, especially since he hasn't won at the Show of Shows since 2011.

Winner: Randy Orton

It's the match that everyone thinks can steal the show. I feel that it could too, but the build has been lackluster. It's like the winner of this gets the king of the jobbers crown because the champion seems to endlessly lose. Also, what the hell is R-Truth doing in this? And where has my Stardust/Goldust feud gone? Regardless, I want to see everyone bring things to the table. Barrett and Harper hitting hard, Stardust and Ambrose bring the weirdness, Dolph and Bryan bring their incredible ability and Truth being Truth. The guy who absolutely needs to win this match is Dean Ambrose since he's been fumbled so hard after being the hottest thing in the company in the Summer. That being said, he won't win. Daniel Bryan will.

Winner and New Intercontinental Champion: Daniel Bryan

So fantasy booking would have me do this. If Roman Reigns has to win the main event, I'd have Rusev win here before going on to face Reigns for the title at SummerSlam. Instead, we all know what is going to happen. John Cena goes over because 'MURICA. Vince McMahon sure loves his anti-American gimmicks, and they all play out with America standing tall. Especially when it's John Cena. Where Rusev goes from here is unfortunate since I don't have confidence that creative will book him well.

Winner and New United States Champion: John Cena

With the news that  we are going to get some musical performances on the show, I fear for the time the girls will get. I want them to get a chance to do some good work, because these are four of the most capable girls on the roster. They've been given good time since the #GiveTheDivasAChance trend, and the crowd has positively responded. I think this has potential, but with the Bellas (namely Nikki) coming out on top of every PPV since Survivor Series, it's time for them to get their comeuppance.

Winners: AJ Lee and Paige

This is the absolute definition of a lose/lose situation. If Bray Wyatt loses, everything they've built back up after his unfortunate feud with John Cena is wasted. On the flip side, if the Undertaker loses, the guy who won 21 straight times, all of a sudden can't buy a win. They did this with the Bray/Ambrose feud because neither guy could afford a loss there and they absolutely killed Ambrose. He will be sacrificed for nothing since Bray is going to lose here. He raises the Undertaker from the dead after losing to Brock, only so we can get Sting/Taker next year.

Winner: The Undertaker

Probably the easiest match to pick right here. This should be an absolute spectacle. Sting's first ever WWE match against a guy who, while he never was THE guy, bleeds WWE more than most. The outcome is not in doubt, but I'm pretty pumped for this. Every single time Sting is on WWE TV, part of me is still in shock because it's so surreal. I'm very intrigued to see if Sting can still go after his unfortunate run near the end of his TNA days.

Winner: Sting

Before Brock Lesnar's ESPN announcement, I had little to no interest in this match. That's sad for a Mania main event. I have hope. Not on the actual outcome though. If Brock was leaving, it was possible he would mail it in like WrestleMania XX. Instead, he is committed to the WWE, which should help the match. I still don't think it will be great, but it should be at least interesting. Either way, I fully expect WWE to stubbornly pull the trigger on Roman Reigns. And if Seth Rollins is going to try and cash in tonight, Reigns will beat him too.

Winner and New WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Roman Reigns

Impact Wrestling 3/27/15 Review

The show begins with the ring surrounded by SIx Sides of Steel. James Storm is out to cut a promo on Jeff Hardy, who he took out in a cage match a while back. He says that tonight won't be Jeff's revenge, which brings out Jeff. He brings up his classic "I'm still standing" line from his 2002 match with the Undertaker and is going to face Storm in the cage later. The Revolution attack but Jeff wipes them all out before having a ceiling for the cage being lowered with weapons like it's Lethal Lockdown. After this segment, a reacp is shown of Rockstar Spud winning the X Division Title because he has to defend it against the man he took it from, Low Ki. The BDC are also mourning the loss of Samoa Joe, but Ki tries to concentrate. They had a fun match helped by appearances from the BDC and Drew Galloway. I may have forgotten to mention it but they were back in Orlando for this, which was cool. Spud is able to roll up Ki to retain after the Galloway distraction.

MVP is not pleased and he calls out Drew Galloway for a beating. Galloway cuts a promo about "standing up" and is joined by the former Camacho and Shawn Ricker. They run to the ring with him and we get a big brawl. The promo part of this was good as Galloway has been cutting passionate promos and Kenny King got in some great stuff. I've enjoyed this feud. After the battle, MVP tells the BDC to chill and that they are going to "call him" because he's ready. I guess Samoa Joe is getting replaced. Moving on, Awesome Kong has staked her claim for the Knockouts Championship. She would face former Knockouts Champion Brooke Tessmacher, who has an entrance that should never be skipped. If she ever gets the jobber entrance I quit TNA. This was your standard Kong match as the smaller opponent does her best to come out of the gate strong, but Kong just overpowers them. Kong wins in about five minutes and then tries to put Brooke through a table. Instead, the Knockouts Champion, Taryn Terrell appears to make the save. Unfortunately for her, their brawl ends when Taryn is powerbombed through the table. TNA continues to deliver great Knockouts stuff week in and week out.

Highlights are shown of Kurt Angle winning the World Title last week. Backstage, Austin Aries says that Angle deserves a celebration tonight, but he may have one of his own and he shows off the briefcase. I really need him to successfully cash in. Before we get to the celebration, Koya attacks Jeff Hardy but gets beaten with beer bottles. To the ring, Kurt ANgle comes out to thank the fans for supporting him. I really don't want him as champion. Thankfully, EC3 is out to save this segment! He brings up his resume and how he's beaten every TNA Hall of Famer, including Angle. Out comes Bobby Roode, who puts over Angle before saying he deserves it. Eric Young interrupts, but not to win the title, to badmouth Roode. I guess their feud isn't over. He does say he holds the fate of the World TItle, which brings out Austin Aries. Angle says he'll fight anybody and leaves his own celebration. A brawl ensues and Mr. Anderson comes out. Poor EC3, and Tyrus, are the only non former World Champions. This leads to a six man tag pitting EC3, Tyrus and EY against Aries, Roode and Anderson. This wasn't great and ends with EY using the Figure Four to make Aries tap out. Not a fan of that boking decision.

Bram makes his way to the ring, saying "coward". He says that's the best way to describe Magnus before running down Mickie James and his kid. Magnus and Mickie interrupt. Magnus challenges him to a fight and they trade insults but because this is TNA, we have to have this result in another brawl. Mickie gets involved but neither guy fully takes control. Next week we get Angle/Lashley II for the title, Bram/Magnus in a Falls Count Anywhere match and Roode/Young again. The next segment is the main event, as Jeff Hardy meets James Storm in Six Sides of Steel. It was a pretty good match, with a fair amount of weapons involved, and I really liked the cowbell being brought in for story purposes. Hardy wins and gets some revenge after a big splash in around fifteen minutes.

This was a step down from the last two weeks. TNA had been on a great roll but this show was kind of just there. It wasn't bad by any means but nothing really stood out. However, the show not being bad is a step up for TNA after I stopped watching them a while back. 6/10.

Smackdown 3/26/15 Review

In case you didn't know, the final Smackdown before WrestleMania is a bit different. The show is a mix of a few segments, WrestleMania video packages and highlights from Axxess. Renee Young and Byron Saxton host. We open with a Fatal Four Way match to build towards the Tag Team Title match at WrestleMania. One member of each team competed as Fernando, Cesaro, Jimmy Uso and Big E went at it. Despite only being given about five minutes, this was a lot of fun. They busted out some creative moves and made sure the match moved fast and never got dull. Jimmy wins after a big splash in a fun choice to open. Now we to kill time with a ton of build up videos for WrestleMania. We see Brock Lesnar announcing that he's re-signing with the WWE, a hype video for his match with Roman Reigns, build for the Intercontinental Title and Randy Orton/Seth Rollins matches before finally moving back to the arena.

 AJ Lee skips out to the ring to discuss her issues with Paige following Raw. She says that both her and Paige love the Divas Title, so the Bellas wisely used that to cause friction. This brings out Paige who says that she still doesn't trust AJ. AJ calls the Bellas the Kardashians, which brings them out. The Bellas, not Kim or Kourtney. Nikki fires some shots at AJ for taking vacations this year, even claiming Brock Lesnar has worked more dates than her. Nikki was great here but Brie sucked. Paige and AJ basically claimed they are more real than the Bellas and they're proud. Nikki called them bitches and it added some fuel to the WrestleMania match. I hope they are given a good amount of time and get to have a good outing.

We move to more build for WrestleMania, namely the big Tripe H vs. Sting match. Then we get stuff for Bray Wyatt vs. the Undertaker. Our final segment for Smackdown is an eight man tag match. They try to build it as a big deal but it's pretty random. John Cena, Daniel Bryan, Roman Reigns and Mark Henry take on Seth Rollins, Kane, Big Show and Bray Wyatt. I hate the idea of Bray teaming with the Authority. The match got about twenty minutes and was fun. My only real issue with it besides Bray being out of pace is that he was made to look weak against Roman Reigns. I totally understand that Roman needed to look good here heading into Mania, but so did Bray. At least he didn't get pinned, but still, that was a bad move. After a flurry of finishers, Bryan is able to get the pin for his team.

It's hard to fully rate this Smackdown since so little actually happened. The Axxess stuff gives it a different feel, but it's too similar to the WrestleMania Today stuff that was on the Network earlier in the day. The actual Smackdown stuff was good. A solid main event, fun Four Way and great Divas segment make this show a thumbs up. 6.5/10

Raw 3/23/15 Review

So, it's the go home Raw before WrestleMania, meaning it needs to be big. We start with a bang as Sting comes out to speak to open the show. He says that he's the last soldier from WCW but isn't doing this for them, he's doing it to take Triple H down. Sting was in form and seemed full of energy as Stephanie McMahon came out. She was looking nice and ran down Sting for a bit. She went to slap him, which she always telegraphs by turning sideways, so he blocks it. Someone has been scouting Stephanie! Triple H is out, and gets serious. Stephanie gives him the sledgehammer so Sting busts out the bat. They don't rumble, as Steph talks Hunter down and they leave. Sting wants to fight as the segment ends. This was fine as having Sting around is cool, it just needed more of just him before it was cut off. He seemed pumped to be out there alone. Moving on, Nikki Bella announced on the Pre-Show that she will give either AJ Lee or Paige a Divas Title shot tonight, but the catch is that they must choose which one of them gets the shot. Also, the fans get to choose Randy Orton's opponent tonight. Will it be Kane, Big Show or Seth Rollins along with J&J Security? Our opening contest is a tag team bout consisting of some of the IC Title ladder match contenders. Dean Ambrose and R-Truth bested Luke Harper and Stardust. These have to be two of the oddest teams in history. Truth gets the win for his team and dances with Ambrose. Bad News Barrett was on commentary throughout. Decent stuff.

Our next bout was a ten man tag featuring participants in the Andre the Giant Battle Royal. Miz, Mizdow, the Ascension and Adam Rose lost to Ryback, Erick Rowan, the Prime Time Players and Zack Ryder. Look at Ryder getting a win on Raw, even though it was Ryback who scored the pin. What made this rather annoying was guest Bill Simmons and his back and forth with JBL on commentary. I'm fine with Simmons being on Raw, especially to promote the upcoming E:60 special that looks excellent, but the bickering was annoying. Next, the fans picked Seth Rollins and J&J Security to face Randy Orton. J&J did most of the work while Seth avoided combat. That was fine because we should keep their interaction to a minimum. Obviously, Orton wins after Mercury takes an RKO.

We see a recap of Michael Cole's interview with the patriotic John Cena before being told that we are gonna have our favorite match tonight, Rusev vs. Jack Swagger. Guess how that will end? Paige and AJ Lee decided Paige would get the title shot tonight, even though she called AJ crazy. These two girls got eleven or so minutes and killed with it. It was a candidate for match of the night. The worst thing about it was Brie's grating "COME ON NIKKI" all throughout. The finish came as AJ accidentally elbowed Paige, allowing Nikki to retain. Paige and AJ brawled after the bell. Really good match that the crowd was pumped for it, which is good. I still wish the Mania match was a Fatal Four Way but still.

Tonight's other guest star, Snoop Doog, is out as Summer, Rosa and Alicia dance with him. I'm surprised Emma didn't dance too. Or at least Sasha Banks since she's related to Snoop. Anyway, he promotes Mania until Curtis Axel interrupts. This leads to a Hulk Hogan appearance, which was a cool surprise since it wasn't advertised. Hogan gets in his catchphrases before Axel rips his AxelMania shirt. Hogan lays into him, Snoop tosses him over and out and poses with Hogan, despite having the skinniest arms I've ever seen. We get told that the Tag Team Title match on Sunday is Tyson Kidd & Cesaro vs. New Day vs. Los Matadores vs. the Usos on the Pre-Show. Sigh. Yet we have to see Kid Ink and others perform. We get a rematch of the 6 Being Interspecies match from Smackdown. This time, El Torito wins for his team by pinning Natalya. This was just there.

We are told of an eight man tag for Smackdown pitting John Cena, Daniel Bryan, Roman Reigns and Mark Henry against Bray Wyatt, Seth Rollins, Big Show and Kane. Meh. Time for Rusev vs. Jack Swagger for the 11th or so time. Rusev wins easily. Swagger should leave and go to Lucha Underground as the Todo Americano character from the video game. No? Oh well. Rusev doesn't stop the attack so John Cena comes out. He saves Swagger here but not his teammates back around Survivor Series? Rusev beats up Cena and poses with the title and Russian flag. Decent Mania build here. Bray Wyatt came out for a promo, which was excellently delivered again. He did the signature Undertaker pose and it's a pretty incredible feat that he built this match all by himself.

Next, we find out that Kevin Nash is going to get inducted in the Hall of Fame this year. They then do a Burger King Chicken Fries segment with Kidd and Natalya that was funny. Our main event followed as Dolph Ziggler took on Daniel Bryan. The fans voted in the other most popular guy in the company, Dean Ambrose, as the special referee. Solid main event, though I've see these guys do better. I liked the fact that they started friendly before getting aggressive. Dolph surprisingly won clean, which made me a bit sad because Bryan should be headlining Mania, not losing in the midcard. Anyway, Ambrose attacks Ziggler after the bell, bringing out all of the Ladder match participants. They all brawl and it ends with everyone laid out. The match has been poorly built but should be fun regardless.

It's now time for what the WWE has promoted all night long. Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns coming face to face. Brock and his odd looking stubble was out with Paul Heyman first. Heyman cut another excellent promo that built the WrestleMania main event a million times better than creative, Brock or Roman has been able to do. After he talks for a ton of time, we finally see Roman Reigns appear. Brock raises the title in his face, and Roman snatches it. That gets an "ooh" from me and the fans. I was like "this is gonna be good." Then it wasn't. Because all that happens next is Brock and Roman play tug of war with the belt. That's it. Face to block. Like two toddlers wrestling over a toy. Seriously? You pay Brock a TON of money per appearance and you waste it on this? A fucking tug of war? This has been the worst built Mania main event that I can remember and this segment was one of the worst possible ways to end the go home show for Mania.

Overall, I thought the episode of Raw itself was really enjoyable. Nothing was spectacular, but it was still good. Sting was great to see, the Divas absolutely killed it,Bray's promo worked and Dolph had a damn good match with Bryan. The only real issues I had with the show was the lazy Smackdown rematch with the Tag Team Champions and the pitiful ending to the show. Words can't describe how bad that was. 7.5/10.

Fave Five 3/16/15-3/22/15

1) Rockstar Spud: Yes, I know that there was someone who had a bigger win than him. However, after his star making performance last week against EC3, he capitalized on it this week. A while back, he won an X Division Title shot in the Feast or Fired match and cashed it in Money in the Bank style on Impact. Everything about it was brilliantly done. From the fact that it came after his performance last week, to it being in his home country, to the shock factor it was masterfully done and an absolute feel good moment. TNA has been on a bit of a roll lately, putting out some surprisingly good wrestling and Spud is one of the main reasons why.

2) Kurt Angle: Here's the guy who had the bigger win than Rockstar Spud this week. Kurt Angle captured the TNA World Heavyweight Title from Bobby Lashley in a great first time ever match. It had a special big match feel to it and headlined another strong Impact episode. Kurt showed that he can go with the best of them, though I'm not a fan of the decision. I think that TNA needs to move away from putting the belt on Angle, like they've done so often. I'd rather see Bobby Roode, Austin Aries or Ethan Carter III with the gold. Still though, this was an impressive feat that is deserving of making my list this week.

3) Fenix: Lucha Underground is absolutely something you need to be watching. Not only did they improve the concept of the Royal Rumble with Aztec Warfare, but this week they put on the best Casket match I've ever seen. Fenix is one of my favorite guys there, behind Prince Puma and Alberto El Patron. He defeated Mil Mascaras in the "Grave Consequences" match. It was the best match on a week full of damn good ones. He bled buckets, had his mask ripped and stole the show. It was probably the best match I've ever seen in Lucha Underground, which is saying something since they've been on fire. If you haven't seen this or Lucha Underground yet, you need to do so now.

4) The Wolves: The strong episode of TNA Impact this week opened with one of my favorite things in TNA history. Ultimate X! The Wolves defended their newly won titles against the BroMans and two members of the Revolution. Not only were the fans treated to a fun and exciting opener, but the Wolves were able to retain, securing a big win. I feel that this, unlike putting the belt on Kurt Angle, is another strong move for the company. The Wolves are the kind of team they should build their tag division around. They're young, not from the WWE and, most importantly, they are damn good at what they do. Hell, they've even gone on last on Impact shows before, so I hope they get even more shine.

5) Taryn Terrell: Capping off a great week for TNA wrestlers on this list, is Taryn Terrell. The Knockouts Champion successfully retained her title against two of the greatest Knockouts ever in Awesome Kong and Gail Kim. Unfortunately, I couldn't find a picture of her on the offensive but still. One of the things that I appreciate about TNA is that they have their titles defended very often. This gives a lot of their champions a great chance to make and top this list. TNA delivered in spades the last few weeks and deserve more recognition than they are getting due to their very shaky past. While I feel that Kong is eventually going to take the belt from Taryn, this was a wisely booked match. It kept the Kong/Kim feud going and gave Taryn a chance to retain without pinning Kong.

Raw History: Episode 1

WWF Monday Night Raw Episode 1

January 11th, 1993 – Manhattan Center in New York City, New York

I'm really going through the years as I start reviewing the available programs on the WWE Network in order, starting with the first ever episode of Monday Night Raw. That means that I will be reviewing every episode of Raw and the Pay-Per-Views that they lead up, chronologically. I felt that this would be a cool experiment. Fun fact, Raw premiered on my third birthday! Hope you all enjoy it!

The first ever Raw opens with a shot of Sean Mooney outside of the Manhattan Center, a place I've been numerous times. Bobby Heenan tries to enter but is told that he's been replaced. For those who don't know, it will be a recurring theme throughout the night. We get the Raw intro video which is standard stuff for 1993. The crowd at the Grand Ballroom in the Manhattan Center is pretty jacked. Commentary consists of Vince McMahon, Randy Savage and Rob Bartlett. Already in the crowd I spot Vlad the Superfan and I think Mikey Whipwreck. I could be wrong about the second one though. 

Koko B. Ware vs. Yokozuna
“The Birdman” is part of High Energy at this time, so he comes out to Owen Hart's future “King of Harts” theme. It is noted that Yokozuna is undefeated and Bartlett chimes in that “he has an ass like an amphitheater.” Koko tries to tie up with Yoko but keeps getting tossed across the ring. Yoko drops a big leg, or really his rear end on Koko. How strange is it that Koko is in the Hall of Fame? Yoko charges into the corner to squash Koko before hitting the Banzai Drop, actually squashing him to end it.

Winner: Yokozuna in 3:45
This was exactly what you'd expect during this time period. Yokozuna was headed towards a big push and Koko wasn't. *

A promo airs for the Royal Rumble, which is about two weeks away. We are told that Bret Hart is set to defend his WWF Title against relative newcomer Razor Ramon. Back in the arena, a ring girl walks around with a Monday Night Raw sign as if this were boxing. I get the logic behind this though.

A pre-taped promo airs of Bobby Heenan badmouthing Mr. Perfect while talking up the Narcissist. A feud between the Narcissist and Mr. Perfect writes itself actually.

The Steiner Brothers vs. The Executioners
Much like the opening match, it's clear how this will go. The Steiner Brothers joining the WWF was a big deal at the time. Doink the Clown can be seen in the crowd interacting with the fans which is relatively cool. Scott and Rick take turns beating on an Executioner. He botches falling into the ropes before Rick drives him into the turnbuckle. Scott tags in and hits a belly to belly suplex, which I saw about 400 of when I watched his Royal Rumble match with Triple H ten years later. Scott hits a butterfly suplex before they nail their bulldog finisher to end it.

Winners: The Steiner Brothers in 3:01
Nice little showcase for the Steiners. It was all Steiners as it should be and they looked good. **

Bobby Heenan, dressed as a woman, is trying to enter the building still. He claims to be Rob Bartlett's aunt until he's found out. Back in the ring, Razor Ramon gets interviewed by Vince McMahon about his upcoming WWF Title match. They show clips of Razor attacking Owen Hart. The biggest issue here is that it was hard to buy Razor as a credible threat since he had just debuted a few months prior.

WWF Intercontinental Championship
Shawn Michaels (c) vs. Max Moon
For those who don't know, Max Moon was Konan and somehow he got an Intercontinental Title match. Moon looks like a spaceman of sorts. They have a nice exchange to start as Moon hits some hip tosses and a bodyslam that causes HBK to take a breather. Moon applies a hammerlock out of a cross body which was cool. Shawn gets out and starts to work over Moon, hitting a nice dropkick. Commentary discusses Shawn's upcoming title defense, if he retains here, against Mart Jannetty at the Royal Rumble. Middle of the match “Mike Tyson” calls in but it's just Rob Bartlett and an awful impersonation. Moon surprises with a near fall using a small package so Shawn gets mad and wails on him. He applies a headlock but Moon gets out and slingshots HBK over and to the outside. He leaps from the apron onto him and this is more competitive than I expected. Spinning heel kick in the corner, followed by a rolling press gets Moon two. Moon misses a somersault and eats the Superkick and teardrop suplex to end it.

Winner and Still WWF Intercontinental Champion: Shawn Michaels in 10:00
Match of the night. I enjoyed this and thought it was better than it had any right to be. Michaels should've got in more of the offense though. **1/2

Royal Rumble Report! Brought to you by...ICOPRO! I used to love these reports. They discuss the Shawn Michaels/Marty Jannetty Intercontinental Title match and the side story of how Sherri will be at ringside and they aren't sure which side she will be on. They also touch on the WWF Title match and the Royal Rumble itself.

Outside, Bobby Heenan is trying to get in again, with a fake beard and everything. Next, we see action from this past week's SuperStars where Kamala turned faced and sided with Slick. I wonder what the fans in the arena did during all of this since there weren't any jumbo trons to watch this on. Were they just sitting there?

Damien Damento vs. The Undertaker w/ Paul Bearer
This should be short. Damien Damento makes the mistake of trying a back body drop and gets slammed face first to the mat. Undertaker follows with what is now known as Old School. He chokes the jobber in the corner but eats a boot. Damento hits a poor looking double axe handle and a shoulder block but Undertaker sits up. Taker hits a big flying clothesline that comes off like a shoulder block, before planting him with the Tombstone to win.

Winner: The Undertaker in 2:26
The squash match you expected this to be. *

Vince McMahon makes another dumb pop culture joke about a Steel Cage match next week between Woody Allen and Mia Farrow. To end the show, he interviews Doink and Crush interrupts. Crush tries to be tough but sounds stupid with his awful Hawaiian accent, so Doink sprays him with water and runs away. 

Overall: 7/10. Good. Obviously as a fan you should watch this, if only for the historical purposes. However, this was fine for a first episode. It introduced the next big star in Yokozuna, showcased the hot new tag team in the Steiner Brothers and another big and different star in The Undertaker. You also get a solid Intercontinental Title match and some fun Bobby Heenan stuff. The only real issue I had was the constant dumb pop culture references as the WWF tried too hard to be cool.

Impact Wrestling 3/20/15 Review

Following last week's excellent episode, I'm hoping for another good Impact. A good way to start is with Ultimate X. This was the first thing to catch my eye in TNA and I'm glad to see it back. The Tag Team Titles were on the line as the Wolves took on the BroMans and the Revolution. DJ Z took Robbie E's spot as he's still not in a good place mentally after losing to Brooke last week. It featured the usual cool spots, especially since the Revolution wisely sent out Manik and Sanda since they are former X Division Champions. A total breakneck pace contest, that you should check out if you want to have a fun ten minutes. The Wolves retain, which was the right booking decision too.

Austin Aries was out next to talk about the Beat Down Clan stealing his briefcase and he wants it right now. Low Ki and Samoa Joe come out to combat him. Aries says that they stole his briefcase and Ki stole his X Division Championship, so he wants a match with both things on the line now. Ki declines unless Aries can go through Samoe Joe. In what is one of Joe's final matches in TNA, he has a pretty good outing against Aries. I remember a time when Aries took the ROH Title from Joe. Time flies. Aries wins via disqualification because Low Ki gets involved. Aries is able to dodge a briefcase shot before knocking out Low Ki with it. Not only does he get his briefcase back but here comes ROCKSTAR SPUD! After last week's star making main event performance, he's here to cash in his X Division title shot! He hits the Underdog and wins his first title. I don't get to say this often about TNA but this was magnificent booking and timing. Hot off the heels of last week's performance, Spud cashes in so Ki stays strong and does it in his home country. Excellent all around.

The feud between Bram and Magnus continued as Magnus attacked him backstage. It was a brawl that spilled to the ring area so the fans can enjoy. They conveyed Magnus' fire at the personal attacks on his family well. Mickie James appeared as well, not pleased with Bram to add to it. Good segment. Magnus puts the stamp on this by powerbombing Bram onto the ramp. One thing I always give TNA props for is that their titles are pretty consistently defended on TV. That was clear as our second of three title matches came up. Taryn Terrell defended her Knockouts Championship against Gail Kim and Awesome Kong. I think this was a wise booking move since you're not giving away Taryn/Kong, while continuing the Kim/Kong rivalry and Kim always adds to a Knockouts match. This was very well done and an enjoyable contest. Taryn retained after rolling up Kim, keeping Kong strong for her eventual singles shot. Great match.

The big episode continues with a No Disqualification match between James Storm and Matt Hardy. TNA should probably stop taping so many shows at once. I get that it's a money saver, but it's been forever since we've seen Jeff Hardy. Storm wins and lays out Matt with the cowbell. Solid stuff. We move to the highly touted and hyped main event. Kurt Angle vs. Bobby Lashley for the first time ever. It is indeed a big time match and I enjoyed the match. Angle wins the gold with the Ankle Lock. Now, I dig the match but I hate the outcome. I'm so tired of TNA's constant need to always put the title on Angle. He's their go to and I need something new. It was a nice little moment though.

For the second straight week, TNA puts on a really good show. I didn't like the outcome of the main event but I digress. TNA has been quietly putting out consistently good shows since the Destination America move and this was another in that string. 8/10.

Smackdown 3/19/15 Review

We kick things off on Smackdown with the excellent pre-recorded Brock Lesnar promo from Raw. Roman Reigns joins things to cut a promo. He pulls a Mick Foley/John Cena and mentions the city name for a cheap pop. His stuff is wisely kept short, as Mark Henry comes out. He shows Roman destroying him last week before saying that now, he BELEES in Roman Reigns. So they brought Henry back and turned him face again purely so he can say nice things about Roman. Seth Rollins, Kane and J&J Security interrupt. They run down both men and go out of their way to state that Randy Orton has been barred from the arena tonight, meaning I'm almost 100% sure he will show up. To prepare for Mania, Seth wants a tune up, so we gonna have ourselves a tag team match playa.

For the second show this week, the Divas get to perform in the opening contest. On Monday, AJ Lee lost to Nikki Bella and tonight their WrestleMania partners would do battle. Paige and Brie were given much less time than Monday (they only went about three minutes) but I rather enjoyed it. Nikki and AJ were both solid on commentary. Brie shouted "BRIE MODE" but her voice is so terrible that it hurt. Paige used an inside cradle to beat Brie, which was fine since none of these girls have looked weak heading into WrestleMania. Hell, even AJ only lost on Raw due to a distraction. Also, part of me just loves seeing Paige and AJ team up.

Here is where the show gets stolen. The six challengers for the Intercontinental Championship at WrestleMania competed in a Gauntlet Match. Much like Daniel Bryan and Roman Reigns' Turmoil match last month, this took up a huge chunk of Smackdown and should have gone on last. We start with Dean Ambrose and Stardust. This was kept short, as Ambrose went SummerSlam 1992 British Bulldog with a sunset flip counter to win in just under two minutes. Stardust attacked post match, so the next participant, R-Truth appeared to stop this. It would cost him though as Ambrose hit Dirty Deeds and eliminated him. Luke Harper was next, in nearly identical attire to Dean. This was where the match went to the next level. These two did great together, and a nice powerbomb got Harper the win. The Kansas City crowd popped as Daniel Bryan joined the fray. Harper tossed him around and this was even better than the last. Bryan showed that he's phenomenal against bigger opponents. I wish we could get Brock/Bryan. Bryan worked the legs throughout and used an interesting submission to make Harper tap out. Dolph Ziggler is the last guy in, giving us the match that he actually wanted at WrestleMania. Dolph and Bryan was awesome as one would expect. They traded tons of near falls and counters, leading me to REALLY want to see an IC Title program between them this year. Mainly since I know there won't be a World Title program. Ziggler cleanly wins and they shake hands post match. Bad News Barrett appeared, actually gave some bad news and laid out both men with Bull Hammers. Things like this would have made Barrett actually look good coming into this Ladder match. This was the best thing about the show.

Once again, we are shown the video that says Sheamus is returning but we don't know when. We had too much wrestling in a row so it's time for a recap of the awful John Cena/Rusev segment from Raw and a pretty cool video package for the Divas tag at WrestleMania. It uses the WrestleMania theme and actually shows the AJ/Paige and Bella/Bella feud highlights. Now we go to a "Six Being Interspecies Match" as Tyson Kidd, Cesaro and Natalya took on Los Matadores and El Torito. This was rather short, at about four minutes. Natalya and Kidd still showed some issues, but it was Nattie who won by powerbombing Torito. It wasn't bad and was kind of fun, but strange.

After Roman Reigns arrives for the main event, we find out that Mark Henry was taken out backstage. I feel like a handicap match can make Roman look really strong. Even with some interference from J&J Security, Reigns is able to defeat both Kane and Seth Rollins in about five minutes. At least Kane took the pin. After Reigns leaves, Randy Orton's music hits! He comes out and beats up everyone, though Seth manages to escape a potential RKO. I hate how they've managed to botch such an easy feud to book. Also, it always irks me when a guy who "isn't supposed to be there" comes out in his ring gear. You mean to tell me Orton was driving around in his trunks and pads?

It's hard to give a show a bad score when the majority of it is focused on one match and the one match is good. The gauntlet was a lot of fun and you should go out of your way to at least give it a view. I enjoyed the Divas stuff and even the six being tag. The main event was nothing much, which was expected. A rather enjoyable show that flew by. 6.5/10

Random Network Reviews: Survivor Series 2012

Survivor Series 2012
November 18th, 2012 – Bankers Life Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, Indiana – Attendance: 8,500

2012 is a year that I rather enjoyed. While it did have some bad, as every year does, it had a lot of good. My favorite thing would be CM Punk’s title reign and it was put to a huge test at Survivor Series here against Ryback and John Cena. Also, I love Survivor Series Pay-Per-Views because I love traditional Survivor Series matches. I also feel like I’ve reviewed a bunch of these already. Let’s see, 1989, 1995, 1996 and 2002 have all already been covered by me and that’s just off the top of my head. They’ve all been damn good shows so I hope this continues that trend.

The opening promo starts with basic Survivor Series history stuff. Then it moves to focusing on Big Show vs. Sheamus, which should be good since they stole the show at Hell in a Cell the month before. It then moved into promoting the WWE Championship match and Punk’s quest to survive for day 365. Commentary is Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler and JBL and this is the first time the three work together. I would grow to hate them as a unit.

Traditional Survivor Series Match
Brodus Clay, Justin Gabriel, Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara and Tyson Kidd w/ Cameron & Naomi vs. Darren Young, Epico, Primo, Tensai and Titus O’Neil w/ Rosa Mendes
This is considered a bonus because it was unadvertised. I watched the go home Raw before this show and the four tag teams involved put on one hell of an eight man tag. Tyson and Epico begin, doing some fun back and forth until Epico takes a breather. Tyson tries to kick him from the apron, but Epico catches his foot and slams him down. Kidd gets an arm bar in and tags Gabriel. Kidd comes back in quickly as they work some double teams. Rey and Young become the legal men as Rey baseball slides him in the groin area. I miss the Prime Time Players, I just wanted to point that out. It seems like everyone is going to get some shine early on as even Sin Cara works over Primo. He impresses with a double springboard cross body that he shockingly DOESN’T BOTCH. Tensai is tired of this high flying shit so he and Titus beat up Cara. He plays the face in peril, making the tag to Clay. Clay cleans house and we get stereo suicide dives from International Airstrike, before Rey and Cara hit moonsaults. The future Tons of Funk are left in the ring and Brodus gets shoulder blocked down. Tensai nails a senton and Clay is down and out at 8:25.

Justin Gabriel runs in as the new legal man but also gets run over by Prince Albert. Titus and A-Train work together to just pick apart the much smaller South African. Tensai misses a senton, allowing Gabriel to roll him up and eliminate him at 10:23. After the Prime Time Players work over Gabriel, Epico gets the tag and allows a hot tag to Kidd. The last graduate of the Hart Dungeon doesn’t fare too well as he ends up grounded. Kidd rallies and rolls up Titus to get rid of him at 13:51. So the faces have two roll up eliminations which isn’t the strongest look for them. Epico tries three back suplexes but Kidd slips free and slaps on the Sharpshooter, forcing Epico to tap at 15:02. I’m surprised to see this strong run from International Airstrike. Primo is in and leaps from the top right into a dropkick from Tyson Kidd. Kidd is the MVP so far. He makes the tag to Rey and he does his usual tricks. He ends up in a bad spot as Primo tries a superplex, but Rey headbutts him to the ground and gets him in 619 position. Primo blocks and goes for the Backstabber but Rey blocks and rolls him up to knock him off at 19:00. Darren Young is alone and he eats a 619 followed by a swanton from Cara, moonsault from Gabriel, springboard elbow from Kidd and diving splash by Rey to end this.

Winners: Justin Gabriel, Rey Mysterio, Sin Cara and Tyson Kidd in 20:10
Damn good opener that was a ton of fun. They let the big guys get in their stuff early before bowing out and allowing the exciting guys to do their thing. Getting to see International Airstrike survive and Tyson Kidd shine was tremendous. I wish this was advertised because it’s going to be hard to top that. ****

Kaitlyn is shown walking to the ring when she is attacked by a blonde woman in a hoodie. Kaitlyn bests her and pulls off a wig, revealing the woman to be Aksana! CONTROVERSY! Eve Torres comes up and acts concerned, but it’s clearly not genuine so Kaitlyn shoves her.

WWE Divas Championship
Eve Torres (c) vs. Kaitlyn
So it’s only been two matches and this is just two years ago, but neither of these girls are still around and none of the teams in the opener are still together. (I know Primo and Epico are technically Los Matadores, but still.) Kaitlyn attacks at the bell and the blonde wig is involved. Eve crawls to safety on the outside because Kaitlyn is just kicking her ass. She even tries to escape through the crowd but is stopped in her tracks. Some kicks allow Eve to turn things in her favor before choking Kaitlyn in the corner. She wears down the challenger until Kaitlyn knocks her outside again. Eve is back to playing the cowardly heel and is crying and begging for mercy. Kaitlyn responds with a slap and goes into a rally. She nails her Go to Sleep variation but only gets two. Eve is even pulling on the apron to avoid Kaitlyn. She suckers Kaitlyn in and hits her finisher to retain.

Winner and Still WWE Divas Champion: Eve Torres in 7:01
Kind of an odd match. Kaitlyn looked better than she usually does, but Eve was the star. She played both cowardly and cunning perfectly. I just think that the way this was built, Kaitlyn should have gone over. Oh well, Eve was a damn fine champion at this time. **

Clips are shown from the Pre-Show because Cody Rhodes is injured and has to miss the show, so Dolph Ziggler needed to find a replacement. He chose David Otunga, so there’s a swing and a miss. Cut to Team Foley’s locker room, which features Team Hell No arguing as always, Miz and Kofi arguing and Randy Orton sitting calmly. Foley gives them a pep talk to rally them. After the talk, Orton tells Foley “I hate you.” Continuity is appreciate by me.

WWE United States Championship
Antonio Cesaro (c) vs. R-Truth
I enjoyed Antonio Cesaro as United States Champion, but he was a product of a poor mid-card pool of faces and this is a prime example. Basic start until Cesaro strikes with a vicious looking headbutt. He starts to work a submission on Truth, who rallies behind a “USA” chant. The rally is short lived though as he ends up back in a rest hold. Commentary is discussing Cesaro’s potential as a rugby player, which I totally forgot was his character. He gets two with a gutwrench suplex. Truth gets a rollup for two but runs right into an uppercut. Truth starts getting in his offense with splits and spins but it’s not enough to garner the three. Suplex stunner like maneuver gets a near fall again ad then he misses the Scissors Kick. Huge uppercut from the Champion is followed up by the Neutralizer and that’s all she wrote.

Winner and Still WWE United States Champion: Antonio Cesaro in 6:56
Wasn’t that bad when it picked up near the end, but it was way too much downtime. Cesaro spent about half of the match with Truth in rest holds. *

A recap is shown of the SCANDALOUS angle between AJ Lee, John Cena and Vickie Guerrero. AJ Lee tweeted that she has evidence of her own to share tonight. And right on cue, here comes AJ Lee skipping to the ring. She badmouths Vickie and claims that Vickie is pointing the finger at her because she has a secret of her own. This brings out Vickie to the most heat of the night BY FAR. AJ shows some clearly fake photos of Vickie and Ricardo Rodriguez eating burritos together. I can’t tell if it’s a fat or racist joke. The next photo is of her eating BBQ with Jim Ross. I guess it’s a fat joke. While AJ and Vickie get in each other’s faces, Tamina Snuka runs in and takes out AJ. Interesting as they would be on the same side within the next year. I’m not a fan of promos on Pay-Per-Views so yea.

Josh Matthews interviews Paul Heyman about what tricks CM Punk will pull tonight. Heyman says there are no tricks, Punk is just that good.

World Heavyweight Championship
Big Show (c) vs. Sheamus
Both guys get right to it and just slug it out, but Sheamus is wisely using his speed advantage to avoid some big shots. Show gets some momentum until Sheamus comes off the ropes and clips his leg. Show gets tied up in the ropes like he’s Andre the Giant or something and Sheamus hits the ten beats of the chest or whatever it’s called. Brogue Kick is avoided when Show rolls outside but Sheamus doesn’t let up and takes it to him there. He tries to leap from the top but Show catches him with a spear! Show now methodically dominates Sheamus with his slow offense. Show gets GREAT height on a running elbow drop for two. Sheamus starts to rally and gets the sleeper hold locked in but Show is able to break it and gets two with the Final Cut. He looks surprised at this, but that doesn’t make sense since Sheamus kicked out of the WMD at Hell in a Cell. Show goes to the second rope and Sheamus is up. He goes under Show and hits a FUCKING ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP! Are you kidding me? A slugfest ensues that Sheamus wins. He takes Show down three times but the Brogue Kick is blocked. Chokeslam is reversed and White Noise connects but only for two! BROGUE! BROGUE! BROGUE! Scott Armstrong, who I call Finlay ref, ends up eating the kick by mistake. Medics and other officials come to check on him and while Sheamus is concerned, he turns right into a WMD. One of the other referees counts the three to close this but then the referees converge and decide to disqualify Show for pulling the referee into harm’s way.

Winner via disqualification: Sheamus in 14:42
Not quite on the level of their Hell in a Cell classic but I still liked it. Big Show had some slow offense that dragged things down, but when Sheamus was up, this was a badass brawl. The ending was kind of dumb though. ***

Sheamus is up and he gets a chair that he uses to wear out Big Show. I guess they’re moving onto a Chairs match at TLC. Show still manages to get to one knee so Sheamus Brogue Kicks him. Commentary sounded like morons as they question why the second referee could count the three, like that hasn’t happened a million times in wrestling history.

Team Foley (Randy Orton, Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston, The Miz and WWE Tag Team Champions Hell No) vs. Team Ziggler (Dolph Ziggler, David Otunga, Alberto Del Rio, Wade Barrett and Damien Sandow)
Alberto Del Rio is introduced as the “Real Deal”, which I always liked. The two black guys start as David Otunga takes on Kofi Kingston. Kofi gets a quick near fall and then dives outside onto the Harvard graduate. Daniel Bryan gets the tag and eats a powerslam before Otunga tags Damien Sandow. Sandow connects with a Russian leg sweep and the Elbow of Disdain. Bryan fires away with kicks so Sandow takes a breather and says “good luck” as he tries to walk out. Kane grabs him and rolls him inside for a big kick. Kane tags in and nails a Chokeslam to get rid of Sandow at 4:49. Team Hell No argues and Kane knocks Bryan outside. The distraction allows Dolph Ziggler to sneak in and strike Kane with a Zig Zag, eliminating him at 5:47! We get some in and out stuff as multiple guys get to do their stuff. Bryan misses a big dropkick in the corner and Wade Barrett hits him with some big knee strikes. Barrett makes the grave mistake of tagging in the awful Otunga, who taps instantly to Bryan at 10:11.

I can’t believe that David Otunga wasn’t first out. Alberto Del Rio enters and starts to work over Bryan. JBL is all like “ITS MEXICO’S GREATEST EXPORT MAGGLE!” They do a weird spot in the corner where it seems like Del Rio lands awkwardly and falls outside. Kofi becomes the legal man and gets a near fall with a springboard cross body. Barrett is in and hits the Winds of Change before connecting with the Bull Hammer to knock off the Intercontinental Champion at 15:04. Barrett and Miz would trade the IC Title a few months after this. Randy Orton comes in and it’s been nearly a year since they had a big rivalry on Smackdown. Orton tags Bryan who gets in his offense and a two count with a missile dropkick. He goes in with the kicks but gets clotheslined over and out. Del Rio gets the tag and, with Bryan’s injured elbow, is forced to submit to the Cross Armbreaker at 19:02. Miz is in for the first time and shows that he can work well with Orton despite their differences. After some tags, Miz is trying to rally the crowd but he is DREADFUL as a face. He gets a hot tag and takes out Barrett with some left hands. Awesome Clothesline connects and then Miz goes 1980’s with a double axe handle. Barrett blocks a Skull Crushing Finale with a big kick but his pump handle slam is countered into the Skull Crushing Finale and he’s out at 24:03.

I’d like to note that Michael Cole had the nerve to call the pump handle slam attempt the Wasteland. VINTAGE COLE! Miz gets a quick near fall on Del Rio and goes for another Awesome Clothesline. He misses and Del Rio strikes with an enziguri to the back of the head to knock off Miz at 25:08. Orton is down 2 on 1 against his two biggest rivals over the past few months. JBL states that Orton has been the sole survivor three years in a row, which is odd since he lost the previous two years. Maybe he meant that he was the last remaining guy. Del Rio hits one of the weakest double stomps ever and goes up top. This is a clear mistake as Orton dropkicks him in mid-air. He is coiled and hits some clotheslines before snapping off his beautiful powerslam. Ricardo gets on the apron so Foley evens the odds and gives him some of Socko. Dolph dropkicks Del Rio by mistake and gets taken out. Del Rio is quickly up though and tries the Cross Armbreaker but it’s countered into an RKO, eliminating Del Rio at 28:23. Ziggler is in trouble as he’s stuck in the corner, so Orton prepares to strike. He goes for the RKO but Dolph holds the ropes to block. He nails the Zig Zag but Orton gets his shoulder up! He tries a Fameasser but Orton dodges and hits the rope hung DDT. He seems to prepare for the RKO but stops and instead wants to try the Punt. THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY! Ziggler greets him with a sick superkick and wins!

Winners: Team Ziggler (Sole Survivor: Dolph Ziggler) in 30:51
It’s hard to mess up one of these big Survivor Series matches, especially one with as much talent as this. Really good stuff, everything made sense and the right guy went over in the end.***3/4

We get stupid TOUT video clips of ridiculous fans, some of who actually wanted to see Ryback win the main event and take on The Rock at Royal Rumble. Clowns.

WWE Championship
CM Punk (c) w/ Paul Heyman vs. John Cena vs. Ryback
Entering this show, John Cena was 7-0 at Survivor Series and I had no idea. Oddly, Ryback comes out last and CM Punk comes out second. Punk wisely exits the ring and is chased by both guys separately until they catch him and pound away. The challengers don’t want to share Punk so they end up coming to blows. Punk is knocked outside so Cena and Ryback have their big face off in the ring. After some stalling, they finally do battle, with Ryback gaining the early advantage. After Cena is taken out, Punk gets Ryback down and taunts but it costs him as he eats a fallaway slam. Cena enters and goes straight for Ryback. After hearing CM Punk on Colt Cabana’s podcast, every single time I see Ryback hit Punk, I wonder if it hurt more than it should have. After Ryback is taken out, Punk and Cena have their usual tremendous exchange. Punk locks in a submission, so Ryback just lifts him from that position and slams him. Cena tries for the Five Knuckle Shuffle but his set up for it is no sold by Ryback. The two powerhouses trade shots in the middle of the ring until Punk pulls out Cena and sends him into the steel steps. Punk and Ryback go at it, and Ryback hits the Meat Hook clothesline. FINISH HIM! Shellshock is stopped by Cena tripping him up and locking in the STF. Punk breaks this with a top rope elbow. Punk signals for the GTS but Cena slips out and they trade shots, with the fans behind Punk. Ryback ends that with a double clothesline. Like a moron, Ryback throws both guys out of the ring and yells FINISH IT! Uh, this isn’t Falls Count Anywhere dude. Cena and Punk team up to take down Ryback and agree to clear off the announce table. They manage to double suplex Ryback through the table. They get in the ring and Cena connects with the Five Knuckle Shuffle. Punk slips out of the AA and hits the GTS but Cena kicks out. As they get up, Cena hits the AA but now Punk kicks out! HOLY FALSE FINISH BATMAN. Punk’s bulldog is countered into a knee breaker and then the STF but Ryback pulls Cena out. He enters and hits the Meat Hook Clothesline. Shellshock works this time but the cover is broken up by Cena. Shellshock is now hit on Cena but before a cover can be made, three men jump in and attack Ryback. IT’S SETH ROLLINS, DEAN AMBROSE AND ROMAN REIGNS! They take Ryback outside and hit their first Triple Powerbomb on him through a table. In the ring, Punk crawls over Cena and earns the three.

Winner and Still WWE Champion: CM Punk in 17:59
Pretty good main event. CM Punk and John Cena helped Ryback along to a good main event, and their interactions were the best. The ending was interesting, there were false finishes and everyone looked good. ***1/4

Obviously Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns would go on to be The Shield and have a year and a half run of amazing matches and just overall greatness. CM Punk has successfully reached day 365 as WWE Champion.

Overall: 8/10; Great. That was better than I expected. The only trash of the night was the United States Title match. Other than that you got two good title matches, a really good Survivor Series match, a standout/show stealing opener and even a not so bad Divas match. Plus, this gets extra history points for featuring the official debut of one of the greatest stables of all-time in the Shield. According to my randomizer the next “Random Network Review” is set to be Saturday Night’s Main Event from 2/23/90!